{"id":11188,"date":"2015-04-13T03:00:42","date_gmt":"2015-04-13T02:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=11188"},"modified":"2015-04-10T19:07:35","modified_gmt":"2015-04-10T18:07:35","slug":"halsovag-skojar-du","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=11188","title":{"rendered":"&#8221;H\u00e4lsov\u00e5g&#8221;? Skojar du?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Sp\u00e5r-av-l\u00f6parlycka.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-11190\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Sp\u00e5r-av-l\u00f6parlycka-179x300.jpg\" alt=\"Sp\u00e5r av l\u00f6parlycka\" width=\"179\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Sp\u00e5r-av-l\u00f6parlycka-179x300.jpg 179w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Sp\u00e5r-av-l\u00f6parlycka-613x1024.jpg 613w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Sp\u00e5r-av-l\u00f6parlycka.jpg 1552w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 179px) 100vw, 179px\" \/><\/a>Tror du att jag springer f\u00f6r h\u00e4lsans skull? F\u00f6r att bli frisk?<\/p>\n<p>Moahahahahahahahahaha. Frisk? Hahaha hohoho <em>l\u00f6parkn\u00e4et<\/em> hahaha <em>den v\u00e5ldsamt<\/em> <em>stukade foten vid tr\u00e4ningsorienteringen i Deje<\/em> hihihi <em>diskbr\u00e5cket i nacken, inte ett l\u00f6psteg p\u00e5 n\u00e4stan sju \u00e5r<\/em> tihi tihi tiho <em>de 28 bl\u00e5sorna i f\u00f6tterna mellan L\u00e5ngflon och Stora torget i Karlstad sommaren 1983<\/em> moa ha ha hahahahahahahahahahaha <em>ljudet n\u00e4r hela h\u00f6ger l\u00e5ngt\u00e5 sprack undertill p\u00e5 Berlin marathon<\/em> hahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahahaha <em>frisk jas\u00e5ru<\/em> hehehehehehehehe <em>kr\u00e5nglet med l\u00e5rens baksidor 1994-2015<\/em> hehehe <em>de<\/em> <em>inflammerade h\u00e4lsenorna<\/em> moahaha ha ha <em>de<\/em> <em>tappade naglarna mellan V\u00e4rmlandsn\u00e4s sydspets och S\u00e4ffle<\/em> hahahahahahahaha haha haha <em>alla skrubbs\u00e5ren, s\u00e4rskilt den g\u00e5ngen p\u00e5 Liding\u00f6<\/em> hohoho <em>minst tv\u00e5 brutna t\u00e5r genom \u00e5ren men f\u00f6rmodligen fler<\/em> <em>jag har inte r\u00e4knat dom p\u00e5 ett tag <\/em>ajajajaj <em>benhinnorna, benhinnorna<\/em> fnitt fnitt fnitter <em>\u00f6veranstr\u00e4ngningen som 13-\u00e5ring<\/em> moahahaha <em>\u00f6vertr\u00e4ningarna ett par g\u00e5nger sedan dess<\/em> hihi <em>den mystiska kn\u00e4skadan i flera \u00e5r efter G\u00f6teborgsmaran 1983<\/em> hahahahahahaha <em>halkskadorna, halkskadorna, grenarna in i l\u00e5ret, revorna, reporna, solbr\u00e4nnorna, krosskadorna, hj\u00e4rtflimret, h\u00f6ftv\u00e4rken, de stukade revbenen<\/em> <em>och i h\u00f6stas k\u00e4nningen av gubbvad <\/em>hohohohohoho<em> psyket, prata inte om psykbrytet och gardinkl\u00e4ttringen varje g\u00e5ng jag inte f\u00e5r springa <\/em>ajajajajajajajajaj tihi tiho<\/p>\n<p><em>\u2026getingsticken i pinkskogen vid Koltorps g\u00e4rde, flykten fr\u00e5n \u00e4lglusflugorna, muttrande gr\u00e4vlingen, alla arga hundar, alla lekfulla hundar, sch\u00e4fern som satte k\u00e4ftarna runt h\u00f6gra smalbenet, gr\u00e4vlinggrytet jag for ner i till l\u00e5ret bland ormbunkarna norr om Dejefors, vargreviret, vildgrisarna\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u2026artroskopin p\u00e5 1980-talet, magnetr\u00f6ntgen n\u00e4r de trodde krampen i l\u00e5ret var en tum\u00f6r, remissen till det medicinska tr\u00e4ningsinstitutet, alla antiinflammatoriska tabletter, all sjukgymnastik, hon som skulle bota ryggen genom att kl\u00e4mma mig i \u00f6rsnibben, all\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Jas\u00e5 det tror du. Frisk? En l\u00f6pmotion\u00e4r?<\/p>\n<h1>Moa haha haha\u00a0hahahahahaha.<\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tror du att jag springer f\u00f6r h\u00e4lsans skull? F\u00f6r att bli frisk? Moahahahahahahahahaha. Frisk? Hahaha hohoho l\u00f6parkn\u00e4et hahaha den v\u00e5ldsamt stukade foten vid tr\u00e4ningsorienteringen i Deje hihihi diskbr\u00e5cket i nacken, inte ett l\u00f6psteg p\u00e5 n\u00e4stan sju \u00e5r tihi tihi tiho de 28 bl\u00e5sorna i f\u00f6tterna mellan L\u00e5ngflon och Stora torget i Karlstad sommaren 1983 moa &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=11188\" class=\"more-link\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8221;H\u00e4lsov\u00e5g&#8221;? 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