{"id":12868,"date":"2015-09-05T03:00:19","date_gmt":"2015-09-05T02:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=12868"},"modified":"2015-09-04T08:10:09","modified_gmt":"2015-09-04T07:10:09","slug":"ga-spring-aldrig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=12868","title":{"rendered":"G\u00e5, spring aldrig"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Varning.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-large wp-image-12872\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Varning-1024x296.jpg\" alt=\"Varning\" width=\"660\" height=\"191\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Varning-1024x296.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Varning-300x87.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Varning.jpg 1270w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>En g\u00e5ng var jag till Amerika. Blev jag f\u00f6rv\u00e5nad, som gammal demonstrant mot USA:s krig i Vietnam, \u00f6ver att folk var s\u00e5 trevliga? Nej. Men att alla direkt kom ih\u00e5g mitt namn var imponerande.<br \/>\n&#8211; Sven Svensson fr\u00e5n Sweden, log de. Jas\u00e5 finns du.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Har du en bra advokat, Sven, sa brandmannen jag bodde hos.<br \/>\n&#8211; Nej. I Sverige skaffar vi advokat n\u00e4r vi beh\u00f6ver en och det \u00e4r inte ofta, svarade jag.<br \/>\nDet blev han f\u00f6rundrad \u00f6ver.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Omtanke, r\u00e4dsla och sm\u00e5petighet<br \/>\n<\/strong>Nu har vi k\u00f6pt gr\u00e4sklippare. Instruktionen \u00e4r en hel roman fylld av omtanke, r\u00e4dsla och sm\u00e5petighet. Vi inser snart att den beror p\u00e5 det amerikanska systemet. Tillverkaren \u00e4r r\u00e4dd f\u00f6r oss kunder. R\u00e4dd att vi ska st\u00e4mma f\u00f6retaget.<\/p>\n<p>Vi h\u00e5rdpluggar sida efter sida. Sedan g\u00e5r vi omkring om dagarna och citerar f\u00f6rmaningar f\u00f6r varandra. H\u00e4r \u00e4r n\u00e5gra:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>S\u00e4tt upp l\u00e5ngt h\u00e5r och ta av alla smycken.<br \/>\n<\/em><em>B\u00e4r inte l\u00f6st sittande kl\u00e4der, dragband eller andra f\u00f6rem\u00e5l som kan trassla in sig.<br \/>\n<\/em><em>Anv\u00e4nd inte gr\u00e4sklipparen ikl\u00e4dd korta skor, eller skor med \u00f6ppen t\u00e5.<br \/>\n<\/em><em>Anv\u00e4nd korrekt personlig skyddsutrustning d\u00e5 du anv\u00e4nder denna maskin. Utrustningen skall (minst) inkludera stadiga skor, skyddsglas\u00f6gon och h\u00f6rselskydd.<br \/>\n<\/em><em>Dras startsn\u00f6ret in snabbt (backslag), s\u00e5 hinner du inte med med armen. Det kan leda till brutna ben, frakturer, bl\u00e5m\u00e4rken och stukningar.<br \/>\n<\/em><em>Klipp endast i dagsljus eller under fullgott artificiellt ljus.<br \/>\n<\/em><em>Undvik bruk i v\u00e5tt gr\u00e4s, om m\u00f6jligt.<br \/>\n<\/em><em>H\u00e5ll dig alltid ur v\u00e4gen f\u00f6r utbl\u00e5set.<br \/>\n<\/em><em>G\u00e5, spring aldrig.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u00c4n har vi inte v\u00e5gat starta den.<br \/>\nGr\u00e4set v\u00e4xer medan vi mycket sakta g\u00e5r runt och h\u00e5ller oss ur v\u00e4gen.<\/p>\n<p>Utbl\u00e5set, utbl\u00e5set! Backslaget, backslaget!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En g\u00e5ng var jag till Amerika. Blev jag f\u00f6rv\u00e5nad, som gammal demonstrant mot USA:s krig i Vietnam, \u00f6ver att folk var s\u00e5 trevliga? Nej. Men att alla direkt kom ih\u00e5g mitt namn var imponerande. &#8211; Sven Svensson fr\u00e5n Sweden, log de. Jas\u00e5 finns du. &#8211; Har du en bra advokat, Sven, sa brandmannen jag bodde &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=12868\" class=\"more-link\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">G\u00e5, spring aldrig<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,4],"tags":[14,20,13],"class_list":["post-12868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kreativt-folk","category-skrivande","tag-lasning","tag-rad","tag-utrustning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12868"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12875,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12868\/revisions\/12875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}