{"id":1310,"date":"2012-02-26T18:00:04","date_gmt":"2012-02-26T17:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=1310"},"modified":"2012-02-26T10:39:48","modified_gmt":"2012-02-26T09:39:48","slug":"jobb-via-friktion-och-simtavling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=1310","title":{"rendered":"Jobb via friktion och simt\u00e4vling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nu bryter han sin l\u00e5nga tystnad, poeten och expertkommentatorn <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=108\">Viktor Root<\/a><\/strong>, efter att ha funderat \u00f6ver sambandet mellan den nya prinsessans namn, prinsens p\u00e5se och ett underligt jobb i huvudstaden. H\u00e4r \u00e4r hans dikt, en arbetsmilj\u00f6skildring.<\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nSanningen om prinsessans namn<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Det kan v\u00e4l h\u00e4nda att<br \/>\nEstelle<br \/>\nl\u00e5ter som en chipsp\u00f4se<\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Men hur l\u00e5ter det att<br \/>\nh\u00f6gste svensken f\u00e5r sitt jobb<br \/>\ntack vare friktion, ett \u00e4gg<br \/>\noch en simt\u00e4vling?<\/p>\n<p>\u00c4r inte det v\u00e4rre?<\/p>\n<p>Och att statsministern sen m\u00e5ste<br \/>\nunders\u00f6ke<br \/>\natt ongen verkligen ser ut<br \/>\nsom en blandning<br \/>\nutt\u00e5\u00a0Ockelbo och Pontecorvo<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e5 skulle inte ja ville ha\u2019t p\u00e5 jobbe\u2019<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Hur g\u00f6r han den unders\u00f6kningen?<br \/>\nL\u00e4gger han dom bre\u2019ve\u2019 varandre<br \/>\np\u00e5 g\u00f4lve<br \/>\noch kiser med \u00f6ga och j\u00e4mf\u00f6r?<br \/>\nHele sl\u00e4kta<\/p>\n<p>Det \u00e4r s\u00e5 mycket en inte vet<br \/>\nom jobbena bortanf\u00f6r Filipstad<\/p>\n<p><strong>Viktor Root<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Chipsp\u00f4se\u00a0 = chipsp\u00e5se. Ongen = ungen. Utt\u00e5 = utav. Ville = vilja. Bre\u2019ve\u2019 = bredvid. G\u00f4lve = golvet. Kiser = kisar. \u00d6ga = \u00f6gonen. Sl\u00e4kta = sl\u00e4kten.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu bryter han sin l\u00e5nga tystnad, poeten och expertkommentatorn Viktor Root, efter att ha funderat \u00f6ver sambandet mellan den nya prinsessans namn, prinsens p\u00e5se och ett underligt jobb i huvudstaden. H\u00e4r \u00e4r hans dikt, en arbetsmilj\u00f6skildring. Sanningen om prinsessans namn Det kan v\u00e4l h\u00e4nda att Estelle l\u00e5ter som en chipsp\u00f4se Men hur l\u00e5ter det att &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=1310\" class=\"more-link\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Jobb via friktion och simt\u00e4vling<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[3,16],"class_list":["post-1310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-viktor-root","tag-arbete","tag-dumheter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1310"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1312,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1310\/revisions\/1312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}