{"id":13237,"date":"2015-11-03T03:00:35","date_gmt":"2015-11-03T02:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=13237"},"modified":"2015-11-01T16:41:52","modified_gmt":"2015-11-01T15:41:52","slug":"enraringar-jag-funnit-upp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=13237","title":{"rendered":"F\u00e5radingar jag plitat ner"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8211; Vad g\u00f6r du p\u00e5 fritiden d\u00e5?<br \/>\n&#8211; Skriver s\u00e5nt h\u00e4r:<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Per-Albin byggde folkhemmet, Ingvar Kamprad flydde det.<\/p>\n<p>Den som har r\u00e5d att br\u00e4nna det hus han sj\u00e4lv \u00e4ger har r\u00e5d att hysa m\u00e5nga flyktingar.<\/p>\n<p>H\u00e4lften av pengarna en tiggerimotst\u00e5ndare f\u00e5r ihop m\u00e5ste han l\u00e4mna ifr\u00e5n sig, fast m\u00e5nga f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker l\u00e5ta bli.<\/p>\n<p>Elfte budet: Du skall icke tr\u00e4ffa avtal med en kristdemokrat. Ej heller med n\u00e5gon som k\u00e4nner en kristdemokrat.<\/p>\n<p>\u201dAldrig har s\u00e5 m\u00e5nga svenskar \u00e5kt utomlands f\u00f6r att strida\u201d. \u201dJas\u00e5?\u201d, historiska h\u00e4lsningar Karl XII.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">*<\/p>\n<p>L\u00f6parl\u00e4rdom nr 56: ibland \u00e4r det sv\u00e5raste steget det \u00f6ver tr\u00f6skeln n\u00e4r du ska ut.<\/p>\n<p>L\u00f6parl\u00e4rdom nr 68: strax innan starten har ingen tr\u00e4nat, strax efter starten \u00e4r alla i toppform.<\/p>\n<p>L\u00f6parl\u00e4rdom nr 90: den som inte \u00e4r snabb blir inte snabbare med en gps-klocka, men beskedet om l\u00e5ngsamheten kommer snabbare.<\/p>\n<p>L\u00f6parl\u00e4rdom nr 111: m\u00e5nga kan springa en mara men eliten har inget t\u00e5lamod.<\/p>\n<p>Om du m\u00f6ter en muttrande gr\u00e4vling p\u00e5 v\u00e4g uppf\u00f6r i l\u00e5nga nedf\u00f6rsbacken p\u00e5 milbanan: h\u00e4lsa artigt.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">*<\/p>\n<p>Wieviel diesel fiser dieser diesel?<\/p>\n<p>Tycker du en dialekt l\u00e5ter rolig \u00e4r du redan f\u00f6r l\u00e5ngt bort.<\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Orange-boll.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-11928 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Orange-boll-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Orange boll\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a># Jag vet i alla fall en som raderna roar.<br \/>\n<\/em><em># Dags \u00e5 starte en blogg m\u00e4 bare vannlajnersch?<br \/>\n<\/em><em># Asch, d\u00e4 kvetter.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Vad g\u00f6r du p\u00e5 fritiden d\u00e5? &#8211; Skriver s\u00e5nt h\u00e4r: Per-Albin byggde folkhemmet, Ingvar Kamprad flydde det. Den som har r\u00e5d att br\u00e4nna det hus han sj\u00e4lv \u00e4ger har r\u00e5d att hysa m\u00e5nga flyktingar. H\u00e4lften av pengarna en tiggerimotst\u00e5ndare f\u00e5r ihop m\u00e5ste han l\u00e4mna ifr\u00e5n sig, fast m\u00e5nga f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker l\u00e5ta bli. Elfte budet: Du &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=13237\" class=\"more-link\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">F\u00e5radingar jag plitat ner<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,9,4],"tags":[24,21,20],"class_list":["post-13237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lopning","category-politik","category-skrivande","tag-karlek","tag-ord","tag-rad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13237"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13237\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13247,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13237\/revisions\/13247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}