{"id":14160,"date":"2016-02-24T03:00:53","date_gmt":"2016-02-24T02:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=14160"},"modified":"2016-02-24T05:52:57","modified_gmt":"2016-02-24T04:52:57","slug":"14160","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=14160","title":{"rendered":"Sanningen om jakten p\u00e5 den svenske marginalv\u00e4ljaren"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Luossa.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-10144 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Luossa-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"Luossa\" width=\"660\" height=\"495\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Luossa-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Luossa-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Luossa.jpg 1632w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><\/h3>\n<h3><strong>En dikt<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>1.<br \/>\nNyss ville centerns oturligaste t\u00e4nkare<br \/>\natt alla skulle gifta sig med m\u00e5nga<br \/>\nExakt lika m\u00e5nga som de sj\u00e4lva<br \/>\nhade h\u00e4star i stallet, h\u00f6ns hemma<br \/>\noch tomtar en trappa upp<br \/>\nN\u00e4stan alla<\/p>\n<p>Nyss best\u00e4mde socialdemokraterna och milj\u00f6partiet<br \/>\natt om du har leg m\u00e5ste du l\u00e4mna Danmark<br \/>\nOch tv\u00e4rtom<\/p>\n<p>Nu &#8211; kr\u00e4ver riktigt sm\u00e5 folkpartister<br \/>\nmer sex \u00e5t de d\u00f6da<\/p>\n<p>Vem ska annars landets nekrofiler r\u00f6sta p\u00e5?<\/p>\n<p>2.<br \/>\nDu kanske tror att jakten p\u00e5 marginalv\u00e4ljare<br \/>\nb\u00f6rjar bli desperat?<br \/>\nD\u00e5 vet du inte vad som v\u00e4ntar h\u00e4rn\u00e4st:<\/p>\n<p>Om en vecka b\u00f6rjar centerungdomen<br \/>\nsl\u00e5ss p\u00e5 allvar<br \/>\nf\u00f6r fri sex med mj\u00f6lkmaskiner<br \/>\noavsett fabrikat<br \/>\nAlla spenkoppar \u00e4r lika mycket v\u00e4rda,<br \/>\ndet \u00e4r en r\u00e4ttvisefr\u00e5ga<br \/>\nLove &amp; Laval &#8211; fil\u00a0the difference<\/p>\n<p>Veckan d\u00e4rp\u00e5 kr\u00e4ver KD personlig assistent<br \/>\noch v\u00e5rdnadsbidrag<br \/>\n\u00e5t varje robotgr\u00e4sklippare i hela Lapplandsfj\u00e4llen<br \/>\n\u201dFj\u00e4llen ska falla fr\u00e5n deras\u00a0\u2026vahetter\u00e4\u2026 \u00f6gon\u201d,<br \/>\ns\u00e4ger partiledaren och bl\u00e4ddrar febrilt<br \/>\nefter Apostlag\u00e4rningarna <span style=\"color: #339966;\"><a style=\"color: #339966;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.bible.com\/sv\/bible\/160\/act.9\">9:18<\/a><\/span><br \/>\nUnder tiden sprutar hennes ungdomar dyr champagne<br \/>\n\u00f6ver alla l\u00f6ften som kunna ej brytas<br \/>\n\u2026fast det kunde de visst<\/p>\n<p>Tjohoo.<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Viktor Root<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>Ordf\u00f6rklaringar<\/em><em>:<br \/>\nFil\u00a0the difference &#8211; (mejeristisk anglofil ordlek), the difference betyder\u00a0skillnaden.<br \/>\n<\/em><em>Laval &#8211;\u00a0<span style=\"color: #339966;\"><a style=\"color: #339966;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tekniskamuseet.se\/1\/1915.html\">Gustaf de Laval<\/a><\/span> uppfann bland annat en mj\u00f6lkmaskin. \u00c5stadkom separation \u00a0p\u00e5 de flesta svenska bondg\u00e5rdar.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">L\u00e4nk: <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><a style=\"color: #ff0000;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=108\">mer om Viktor Root<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En dikt 1. Nyss ville centerns oturligaste t\u00e4nkare att alla skulle gifta sig med m\u00e5nga Exakt lika m\u00e5nga som de sj\u00e4lva hade h\u00e4star i stallet, h\u00f6ns hemma och tomtar en trappa upp N\u00e4stan alla Nyss best\u00e4mde socialdemokraterna och milj\u00f6partiet att om du har leg m\u00e5ste du l\u00e4mna Danmark Och tv\u00e4rtom Nu &#8211; kr\u00e4ver riktigt sm\u00e5 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=14160\" class=\"more-link\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Sanningen om jakten p\u00e5 den svenske marginalv\u00e4ljaren<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,11],"tags":[16],"class_list":["post-14160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politik","category-viktor-root","tag-dumheter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14160"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14179,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14160\/revisions\/14179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}