{"id":15039,"date":"2016-06-11T03:00:11","date_gmt":"2016-06-11T02:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=15039"},"modified":"2016-06-10T14:02:35","modified_gmt":"2016-06-10T13:02:35","slug":"jobbet-jag-inte-visste-fanns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=15039","title":{"rendered":"Jobbet jag inte visste fanns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Kaffedags.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-15043 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Kaffedags-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Kaffedags\" width=\"660\" height=\"660\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Kaffedags-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Kaffedags-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Kaffedags-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Kaffedags.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Jag sitter. Sedan st\u00e5r jag. Kanske g\u00e5r en liten runda bort mot elhuset och tillbaka. Men mest sitter jag.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Saken \u00e4r den att jag \u00e4r skatvakt. Det blev mitt jobb denna vecka.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c4rligt talat hade jag inte skrivit in den sysslan\u00a0i planen f\u00f6r bel\u00f6ningens \u00e5r 2016. Att jag skulle l\u00e4sa en del, det visste jag. Att jag skulle frilansa n\u00e5got, det anade jag. Springa, fixa orienteringsstolpar, klippa gr\u00e4set, bjuda den k\u00e4ra v\u00e4nnen p\u00e5 kaffe n\u00e4r hon kommer fr\u00e5n jobbet, st\u00e4da bland gamla papper och skrot i snedgarderober, arbetsrum och garage, laga min lunch, handla, fara till \u00e5tervinningen, g\u00e5 i skogen, springa, blogga, springa, g\u00e5 p\u00e5 olika upptr\u00e4danden, ta hand om ungt folk i sl\u00e4kten, lyssna p\u00e5 kornknarr och g\u00f6k, skotta sn\u00f6, facebooka, instagramma, vila middag, rensa mejlen, l\u00e4sa tidningen, springa, st\u00e4da, l\u00e4sa R\u00f6de Orm. Allt det ocks\u00e5.<\/p>\n<p>Men vakta skator?<\/p>\n<p>Hur var det farmor sa? Det \u00e4r hos de sn\u00e4lla m\u00e4nniskorna skatorna bygger bo. Vi blev allts\u00e5 m\u00e4kta stolta n\u00e4r de\u00a0b\u00f6rjade bygga i v\u00e5rt k\u00f6rsb\u00e4rstr\u00e4d f\u00f6r m\u00e5nga \u00e5r sedan. Kanske var det redan p\u00e5 1980-talet? Jag tror det. I \u00e5r \u00e4r det dags igen, de har som vanligt byggt en ny v\u00e5ning p\u00e5 boet, upptill. Vissa \u00e5r bor skatfamiljen\u00a0p\u00e5 annans mark, d\u00e5 f\u00e5r man sk\u00e4rpa sig.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c5r 2002 skrev jag den h\u00e4r kr\u00f6nikan i V\u00e4rmlands Folkblad. Den handlar om hur kloka skator kan driva en hungrig katt till vansinne: <strong><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><a style=\"color: #008000;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/VF-skatungen-kr\u00f6nika-2002.pdf\">Varf\u00f6r jag gillar skator och damer med gatubrunn<\/a><\/span><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; text-align: left;\"><em>Vore det n\u00e5n annan som hade skrivit kr\u00f6nikan\u00a0s\u00e5 hade jag sagt att den \u00e4r v\u00e4lskriven. Men det f\u00e5r man v\u00e4l inte s\u00e4ga p\u00e5 den h\u00e4r bloggen.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>L\u00e4s kr\u00f6nikan, s\u00e5 f\u00f6rst\u00e5r du varf\u00f6r jag sitter h\u00e4r p\u00e5 altanen med min kaffekopp och inte hinner m\u00e5la om runda bordet. En del m\u00e4nniskor g\u00e5r med hundar, en del matar guldfiskar. Jag vaktar n\u00e4stan flygkunniga skatungar, s\u00e5 l\u00e4nge de fortfarande bara n\u00e4stan kan vad de snart \u00e4r s\u00e5 bra p\u00e5.<\/p>\n<p>Det \u00e4r ett h\u00e5rt jobb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jag sitter. Sedan st\u00e5r jag. Kanske g\u00e5r en liten runda bort mot elhuset och tillbaka. Men mest sitter jag. Saken \u00e4r den att jag \u00e4r skatvakt. Det blev mitt jobb denna vecka. \u00c4rligt talat hade jag inte skrivit in den sysslan\u00a0i planen f\u00f6r bel\u00f6ningens \u00e5r 2016. Att jag skulle l\u00e4sa en del, det visste jag. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=15039\" class=\"more-link\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Jobbet jag inte visste fanns<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,6],"tags":[3,24,7],"class_list":["post-15039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-familjen","category-natur","tag-arbete","tag-karlek","tag-miljo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15039","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15039"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15039\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15064,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15039\/revisions\/15064"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}