{"id":15628,"date":"2016-09-05T11:00:02","date_gmt":"2016-09-05T10:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=15628"},"modified":"2016-09-05T11:48:44","modified_gmt":"2016-09-05T10:48:44","slug":"folk-med-svar-pa-tal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=15628","title":{"rendered":"Folk med svar p\u00e5 tal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/J\u00e4tteparabol-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-15631 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/J\u00e4tteparabol-2-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"J\u00e4tteparabol 2\" width=\"660\" height=\"660\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/J\u00e4tteparabol-2-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/J\u00e4tteparabol-2-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/J\u00e4tteparabol-2-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>En dag kliver den k\u00e4ra v\u00e4nnen in p\u00e5 lampaff\u00e4ren nere i centralorten. Det \u00e4r n\u00e5gra \u00e5r sedan och vi vet inte var i v\u00e4rlden det beh\u00f6vs adapter till v\u00e5ra elgrejor, fast det hinner hon aldrig komma till.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Jo, det \u00e4r s\u00e5 att vi ska \u00e5ka till Grekland&#8230; b\u00f6rjar hon.<\/p>\n<p>Lamphandlare Stenberg i Forshaga ser v\u00e4nligt p\u00e5 henne.<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00c5 nu vill du att ja&#8217; ska skrive ett intyg, f\u00f6rst\u00e5r ja&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">*<\/p>\n<p>En annan dag \u00e4r hon p\u00e5 macken och st\u00e4ller besv\u00e4rliga fr\u00e5gor om ett bilbatteri hon t\u00e4nker k\u00f6pa. Till slut g\u00e5r tjejen i butiken bet och ropar p\u00e5 chefen, han \u00e4r i ute verkstaden:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Bj\u00f6rn till kassa ett. Bj\u00f6rn till kassa ett.<\/p>\n<p>De har bara en kassa.<br \/>\nD\u00e5 g\u00e5r han dit.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">*<\/p>\n<p>Min v\u00e4n fotograf H\u00f6glund fotograferar en h\u00f6gre tj\u00e4nsteman i Konsum V\u00e4rmland till en \u00e5rsber\u00e4ttelse. Efter\u00e5t \u00e4r denne inte helt n\u00f6jd, n\u00e4r han f\u00e5r fotografiet i n\u00e4ven.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Du, s\u00e4ger H\u00f6glund, ja&#8217; \u00e4&#8217; fotograf, inte plastikkirurg.<\/p>\n<p>Det blir ingen omtagning.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=170\">Om mig<\/a><\/span> | <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=1385\">Skriva &amp; prata<\/a><\/span> | <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=100\">Politik<\/a><\/span> | <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=102\">L\u00f6pa<\/a><\/span> | <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=108\">Viktor Root<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En dag kliver den k\u00e4ra v\u00e4nnen in p\u00e5 lampaff\u00e4ren nere i centralorten. Det \u00e4r n\u00e5gra \u00e5r sedan och vi vet inte var i v\u00e4rlden det beh\u00f6vs adapter till v\u00e5ra elgrejor, fast det hinner hon aldrig komma till. &#8211; Jo, det \u00e4r s\u00e5 att vi ska \u00e5ka till Grekland&#8230; b\u00f6rjar hon. Lamphandlare Stenberg i Forshaga ser &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=15628\" class=\"more-link\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Folk med svar p\u00e5 tal<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[21],"class_list":["post-15628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kreativt-folk","tag-ord"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15628"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15637,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15628\/revisions\/15637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}