{"id":17887,"date":"2017-05-16T03:00:54","date_gmt":"2017-05-16T02:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=17887"},"modified":"2017-05-15T08:10:40","modified_gmt":"2017-05-15T07:10:40","slug":"ett-gravjobb-i-smalands-jerusalem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=17887","title":{"rendered":"Ett gr\u00e4vjobb i Sm\u00e5lands Jerusalem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?attachment_id=17891\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-17891\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-17891 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Alkotestar.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"502\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Alkotestar.png 500w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Alkotestar-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Alkotestar-300x300.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Jag \u00e4r gr\u00e4vande reporter. Just nu gr\u00e4ver jag i h\u00f6gar med gamla tidningsklipp fr\u00e5n Sm\u00e5land.<\/p>\n<p>Det d\u00e4r \u00e5ret n\u00e4r polisen fick alkotest modell bl\u00e5s.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Detta skickar vi praktikanten p\u00e5, m\u00e5ste Chefen och Chefens chef ha t\u00e4nkt. Praktikanten var jag och hela tidningen hade glimten i \u00f6gat, fast den b\u00e5de var morgontidning och bodde bland frikyrkorna i J\u00f6nk\u00f6ping.<\/p>\n<p>Polisen hade nyss f\u00e5tt alkotestare och b\u00f6rjat anv\u00e4nda dem. Ett bra verktyg men fortfarande nytt och sp\u00e4nnande. Just d\u00e4rf\u00f6r d\u00f6k id\u00e9n upp i Chefens skalle. Jag tror han kn\u00e4ppte med fingrarna ocks\u00e5.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Vi testar. Kan du \u00e5ka fast om du tar nattvarden?<\/p>\n<p><strong>V\u00e4rdig med vinet<br \/>\n<\/strong>En h\u00f6gst adekvat fr\u00e5ga p\u00e5 s\u00f6ndagarna i Sm\u00e5land, bed\u00f6mdes det. Sagt och gjort, praktikanten fick uppdraget, l\u00e4mplig pr\u00e4st kontaktades. Kyrkoherden var inte intresserad men ber\u00e4ttade vilket vin som brukades. L\u00e4mplig polis var desto mer intresserad och kom upp p\u00e5 redaktionen p\u00e5 Klostergatan.<\/p>\n<p>Min konfirmation l\u00e5g bara tio \u00e5r tillbaka i tiden och jag lyckades minnas b\u00e5de v\u00e4rdigheten och l\u00e4mplig m\u00e4ngd vin. Klunk och bl\u00e5s, fotografen kn\u00e4ppte.<\/p>\n<p>Inget utslag.<\/p>\n<p>En klunk till d\u00e5, ifall det \u00e4r en glupsk \u00e5tnjutare av sakramentet.<\/p>\n<p>Inget utslag.<\/p>\n<p><strong>K\u00f6p m\u00e5nga!<br \/>\n<\/strong>Detta hade vi r\u00e4knat ut i f\u00f6rv\u00e4g. Vi kunde allts\u00e5 lugna bilburna kyrkobes\u00f6kare i s\u00f6dra V\u00e4tterbygden med omnejd. Den gr\u00e4vdelen var avklarad.<\/p>\n<p>F\u00f6r att dryga ut texten och l\u00e4supplevelsen hade Chefen beordrat praktikanten att k\u00f6pa punchpokaler ocks\u00e5. K\u00f6p en rej\u00e4l p\u00e5se, sa han. Du vet s\u00e5na d\u00e4r r\u00e4tt stora, st\u00f6rre \u00e4n praliner, som ser ut som pokaler. I stanniolpapper. Ta kvitto.<\/p>\n<p>Jo, jag vet. S\u00f6tsliskiga med flytande punch inuti. Jag k\u00f6pte tolv. \u00c4t, sa Chefen.<\/p>\n<p>Efter elva pokaler gav det utslag.<\/p>\n<p>Jag har aldrig mer \u00e4tit n\u00e5gon punchpokal.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/\">Hem<\/a>\u00a0<\/span>|\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=170\">Om mig<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=1385\">Skriva &amp; prata<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=100\">Politik<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=102\">L\u00f6pa<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=108\">Viktor Root<\/a><\/span>\u00a0| <a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=15908\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Firman<\/span>\u00a0<\/a>|\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=15638\">K\u00f4ppra<\/a><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0<em>(c) Sven-Ove Svensson<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jag \u00e4r gr\u00e4vande reporter. Just nu gr\u00e4ver jag i h\u00f6gar med gamla tidningsklipp fr\u00e5n Sm\u00e5land. Det d\u00e4r \u00e5ret n\u00e4r polisen fick alkotest modell bl\u00e5s. Detta skickar vi praktikanten p\u00e5, m\u00e5ste Chefen och Chefens chef ha t\u00e4nkt. Praktikanten var jag och hela tidningen hade glimten i \u00f6gat, fast den b\u00e5de var morgontidning och bodde bland frikyrkorna &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=17887\" class=\"more-link\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ett gr\u00e4vjobb i Sm\u00e5lands Jerusalem<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,4],"tags":[3,8,15],"class_list":["post-17887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kreativt-folk","category-skrivande","tag-arbete","tag-historia","tag-mediedjungeln"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17887"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17887\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17895,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17887\/revisions\/17895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}