{"id":18467,"date":"2017-10-16T04:52:23","date_gmt":"2017-10-16T03:52:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=18467"},"modified":"2017-10-14T09:03:57","modified_gmt":"2017-10-14T08:03:57","slug":"pensionarslardom-nr-4-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=18467","title":{"rendered":"Pension\u00e4rsl\u00e4rdom nr 4-7"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Julbord-p\u00e5-h\u00f6r\u00e4nnet.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-13465 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Julbord-p\u00e5-h\u00f6r\u00e4nnet-296x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"296\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Julbord-p\u00e5-h\u00f6r\u00e4nnet-296x300.jpg 296w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Julbord-p\u00e5-h\u00f6r\u00e4nnet-1012x1024.jpg 1012w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 296px) 100vw, 296px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Pension\u00e4rsl\u00e4rdom nr 4<br \/>\n<\/strong>F\u00f6rdelen med att vara 65 plus \u00e4r att du visserligen f\u00e5r ont p\u00e5 nya mystiska st\u00e4llen d\u00e5 och d\u00e5. Men n\u00e4r n\u00e4sta kroppsdel b\u00f6rjar v\u00e4rka har du redan gl\u00f6mt den f\u00f6rra.<\/p>\n<p>Hade jag gubbvad i fjol? Eller var det benhinneinflammation?<\/p>\n<p>Nej, jag tror det var njuren.<br \/>\nEller h\u00e4len.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pension\u00e4rsl\u00e4rdom nr 5<br \/>\n<\/strong>Det \u00e4r fult att tr\u00e4nga sig f\u00f6re i k\u00f6n vid sm\u00f6rg\u00e5sbord, \u00e4ven om du \u00e4r fruktansv\u00e4rt gammal.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pension\u00e4rsl\u00e4rdom nr 6<br \/>\n<\/strong>Det \u00e4r lika fult att sprida f\u00f6rdomar om pension\u00e4rer i matk\u00f6er. Sk\u00e4rp dig!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pension\u00e4rsl\u00e4rdom nr 7<br \/>\n<\/strong>Vad var det jag skulle sk\u00e4rpa mig om nu igen?<\/p>\n<p>Jag \u00e4r n\u00e4stan s\u00e4ker p\u00e5 att det var h\u00e4len. Inte har de v\u00e4l njure p\u00e5 ett julbord?<\/p>\n<p>Vad dumt organiserad den h\u00e4r k\u00f6n \u00e4r. De borde ha st\u00e4llt de djupa tallrikarna d\u00e4rborta i st\u00e4llet.<\/p>\n<p>Gubbvad har jag aldrig haft. Har dom kycklingl\u00e5r?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/\">Hem<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=170\">Om mig<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=1385\">Skriva &amp; prata<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=100\">Politik<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=102\">L\u00f6pa<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=108\">Viktor Root<\/a><\/span>\u00a0| <a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=15908\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Firman<\/span>\u00a0<\/a>|\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=15638\">K\u00f4ppra<\/a><\/span> <em>(c) Sven-Ove Svensson (men dela g\u00e4rna i sociala medier)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pension\u00e4rsl\u00e4rdom nr 4 F\u00f6rdelen med att vara 65 plus \u00e4r att du visserligen f\u00e5r ont p\u00e5 nya mystiska st\u00e4llen d\u00e5 och d\u00e5. Men n\u00e4r n\u00e4sta kroppsdel b\u00f6rjar v\u00e4rka har du redan gl\u00f6mt den f\u00f6rra. Hade jag gubbvad i fjol? Eller var det benhinneinflammation? Nej, jag tror det var njuren. Eller h\u00e4len. Pension\u00e4rsl\u00e4rdom nr 5 Det &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=18467\" class=\"more-link\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Pension\u00e4rsl\u00e4rdom nr 4-7<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[18,20],"class_list":["post-18467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-familjen","tag-lardomar","tag-rad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18467"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18467\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18471,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18467\/revisions\/18471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}