{"id":18808,"date":"2017-12-01T04:00:54","date_gmt":"2017-12-01T03:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=18808"},"modified":"2017-11-30T12:18:02","modified_gmt":"2017-11-30T11:18:02","slug":"varsta-logistiken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=18808","title":{"rendered":"V\u00e4rsta planeringsnissen"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I.<\/strong>
\nTiden f\u00f6re jul \u00e4r verkligen en h\u00f6gtidsstund f\u00f6r oss planeringsnissar.<\/p>\n

– Ge mig ett L!
\nL!
\nGe mig ett O!
\nO!
\nGe mig ett G!
\nG!
\nGe mig ett I!
\nI!
\nGe mig ett S!
\nS!
\nGe mig ett T!
\nT!
\nGe mig ett I!
\nI!
\nGe mig ett K!
\nK!
\nVad blir det?
\n– EN UTPR\u00c4GLAD L\u00c4NGTAN EFTER EN F\u00d6RM\u00c5GA ATT F\u00d6R EN G\u00c5NGS SKULL KUNNA BEFINNA SIG P\u00c5 FLERA PLATSER SAMTIDIGT!<\/p>\n

– En g\u00e5ng till!<\/p>\n

II.<\/strong>
\nEller att det fanns ett bra gratisprogram s\u00e5 en kunde g\u00f6ra gant-schema, du vet ett s\u00e5nt d\u00e4r som ser ut som tegelstenar. Mormor X kommer d\u00e5, barnbarn Y kommer d\u00e5, tomten anl\u00e4nder efter Kalle A. N\u00e4r ska vi \u00e4ta?<\/p>\n

III.<\/strong>
\nVi m\u00e5ste hitta p\u00e5 en ny urs\u00e4kt i st\u00e4llet f\u00f6r ”Pappa ska g\u00e5 ut och k\u00f6pa en kv\u00e4llstidning\u201d. Barnen har ju iPads allihop, de har redan l\u00e4st allting. Det \u00e4r v\u00e4l ingen som k\u00f6per kv\u00e4llstidningar p\u00e5 julafton 2017?<\/p>\n

IV.<\/strong>
\nTyst, nu \u00e4r det julkalendern. Sk\u00e5despelare R kommer d\u00e5.<\/p>\n

D\u00f6den \u00e4r den v\u00e4rsta logistikern.<\/p>\n

###<\/strong><\/span> Jag \u00e4r vansinnigt f\u00f6rtjust i ett uttryck jag hittat p\u00e5, om n\u00e5gra politiker i v\u00e5r grannkommun.
\n<\/em>###<\/strong><\/span> \u201dDen inst\u00e4mmande oppositionen\u201d.
\n<\/em>###<\/strong><\/span> Jag \u00e4r ledsen att det<\/em>\u00a0uttrycket<\/em> \u00e4r s\u00e5 sant. <\/em><\/p>\n

Snart f\u00e5r v\u00e4ljaren s\u00e4ga sitt. Hen \u00e4r ocks\u00e5 logistiker.<\/p>\n

Bilden fr\u00e5n \u00e5rets julkalender i SVT,
\nJakten p\u00e5 tidskristallen.
\nFoto: Andreas Bennwik \/SVT.<\/em><\/p>\n

Hem<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0Om mig<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0Skriva & prata<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0Politik<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0L\u00f6pa<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0Viktor Root<\/a><\/span>\u00a0| Firman<\/span>\u00a0<\/a>|\u00a0K\u00f4ppra<\/a><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0 (c) Sven-Ove Svensson (dela g\u00e4rna i sociala medier)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I. Tiden f\u00f6re jul \u00e4r verkligen en h\u00f6gtidsstund f\u00f6r oss planeringsnissar. – Ge mig ett L! L! Ge mig ett O! O! Ge mig ett G! G! Ge mig ett I! I! Ge mig ett S! S! Ge mig ett T! T! Ge mig ett I! I! Ge mig ett K! K! Vad blir det? … Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa V\u00e4rsta planeringsnissen<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,28,9],"tags":[24,18,15],"class_list":["post-18808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-familjen","category-kreativt-folk","category-politik","tag-karlek","tag-lardomar","tag-mediedjungeln"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18808"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18817,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18808\/revisions\/18817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}