{"id":18968,"date":"2017-12-29T04:13:37","date_gmt":"2017-12-29T03:13:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=18968"},"modified":"2017-12-29T10:57:00","modified_gmt":"2017-12-29T09:57:00","slug":"nar-tankarna-gar-pa-tur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=18968","title":{"rendered":"N\u00e4r tankarna g\u00e5r p\u00e5 tur"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Den som klagar p\u00e5 byr\u00e5krati inom den offentliga sektorn kan ju alltid f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka f\u00e5 kontakt med Det Stora Globala Privata Sociala Medief\u00f6retaget Som B\u00f6rjar P\u00e5 F.<\/p>\n

Hahahahahahaha \ud83d\udc4d<\/p>\n

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En v\u00e4n l\u00e4gger ut bild p\u00e5 sitt nya kontor med fr\u00e4scha bildsk\u00e4rmar. Mina associationsbanor kan jag inte styra. Av n\u00e5gon anledning f\u00e5r bilden mig att t\u00e4nka p\u00e5 en fr\u00e4mmande karl som kom f\u00f6rbi p\u00e5 jobbet f\u00f6r r\u00e4tt m\u00e5nga \u00e5r sedan och r\u00e5kade titta in i mitt rum. N\u00e4r han fick se datorsk\u00e4rmen sa han tv\u00e4rs\u00e4kert:<\/p>\n

– \u00c5 h\u00e4r bara surfar ni …<\/p>\n

Jag satt och redigerade \u00e5rsber\u00e4ttelsen. Det var omslagsbilden han s\u00e5g.<\/p>\n

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Ibland f\u00e5r jag en s\u00e5dan lust att hitta p\u00e5 det v\u00e4rsta f\u00f6rslag som fosterlandet sk\u00e5dat. Sedan ska jag kalla alla som \u00e4r emot el\u00e4ndet f\u00f6r bak\u00e5tstr\u00e4vare, gn\u00e4llspikar och F\u00f6r\u00c4ndringsObeN\u00e4gna.<\/p>\n

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Ordlek och allvar:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Den kemiska molekylan.
\nDen detektiva hittan.
\nDet underbara Oh!-v\u00e4dret.<\/p>\n

Den yrselben\u00e4gnes h\u00e4ngande huvud n\u00e4r han letargin.<\/p>\n

Eller som Majken Johansson skriver, 1958, i dikten Villanella p\u00e5 en spik: ”Hopf\u00f6sta s\u00f6rplar under samma tak \/\u00a0tyckmyckentrutarna och de som skapts att sleva.”<\/em><\/p>\n

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N\u00e4r du har f\u00e5tt en n\u00e4strimmer i julklapp. Visst\u00a0\u00e4r v\u00e4l det den ultimata vuxenvarningen? Visst b\u00f6r den dessutom kapa drygt en minut per kilometer vid l\u00e4ttjogg?<\/p>\n

Fr\u00e5gar \u00e5t en v\u00e4n.<\/p>\n

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Att fejknyheter \u00e4r l\u00e4ttspridda p\u00e5 sociala medier bevisas varje dag n\u00e4r Facebook noga anger att V\u00e4rmland ligger i G\u00e4vleborg County:<\/p>\n

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M\u00e5ngen v\u00e4rml\u00e4nning bor inte d\u00e4r.
\nMen \u00e4nd\u00e5.<\/p>\n

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\u00d6versta bilden\u00a0fr\u00e5n Annika Eriksdotters utst\u00e4llning
\nmed broderade djur\u00a0p\u00e5 Naturrum i Karlstad.<\/em><\/p>\n

Hem<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0Om mig<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0Skriva & prata<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0Politik<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0L\u00f6pa<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0Viktor Root<\/a><\/span>\u00a0| Firman<\/span>\u00a0<\/a>|\u00a0K\u00f4ppra<\/a><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0 (c) Sven-Ove Svensson (dela g\u00e4rna)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Den som klagar p\u00e5 byr\u00e5krati inom den offentliga sektorn kan ju alltid f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka f\u00e5 kontakt med Det Stora Globala Privata Sociala Medief\u00f6retaget Som B\u00f6rjar P\u00e5 F. Hahahahahahaha \ud83d\udc4d ### En v\u00e4n l\u00e4gger ut bild p\u00e5 sitt nya kontor med fr\u00e4scha bildsk\u00e4rmar. Mina associationsbanor kan jag inte styra. Av n\u00e5gon anledning f\u00e5r bilden mig att t\u00e4nka … Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa N\u00e4r tankarna g\u00e5r p\u00e5 tur<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,9,4,1],"tags":[3,15,21],"class_list":["post-18968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kreativt-folk","category-politik","category-skrivande","category-uncategorized","tag-arbete","tag-mediedjungeln","tag-ord"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18968"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18968\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18983,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18968\/revisions\/18983"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}