{"id":19602,"date":"2018-04-04T04:59:14","date_gmt":"2018-04-04T03:59:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=19602"},"modified":"2018-04-04T07:41:24","modified_gmt":"2018-04-04T06:41:24","slug":"telefonoren-dricker-hibiskus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=19602","title":{"rendered":"Telefon\u00f6ren dricker hibiskus"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Telefon\u00f6ren ringer. Jag h\u00f6r det direkt p\u00e5 r\u00f6sten. Det \u00e4r n\u00e5gonting som inte \u00e4r sig likt.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Pigg \u00e4r han alltid den karln men nu \u00e4r det v\u00e4rre \u00e4n n\u00e5gonsin. Hela samtalet borde skrivas med VERSALER. Hade inte telefonsamtalet varit tr\u00e5dl\u00f6st skulle sladden ha skakat av v\u00e4lm\u00e5ende, \u00e4nda bortifr\u00e5n hans kyffe och hit.<\/p>\n

– HEJ! skriker den v\u00e4lbekanta r\u00f6sten. J\u00c4SPALT VA’ PIGG JA’ \u00c4’!!!!
\n– Jag h\u00f6r det. Skrik inte. Du kan v\u00e4l \u00e5tminstone ta bort det d\u00e4r fj\u00e4rde utropstecknet.
\n– FJ\u00c4RDE?!!!!! JA’ \u00c4’ PIGGARE \u00c4N S\u00c5!!!!!!!
\n– Ta bort utropsteckna’ ha ja’ sagt.<\/p>\n

– Tv\u00e5 centiliter varje m\u00f4ra, ber\u00e4ttar han, n\u00e4r han lugnat ner sig. Tv\u00e5 centiliter varje morgon, det borde st\u00e5 Sepofan\u00a0<\/em>p\u00e5 flaskan, skrattar han, fortfarande on\u00f6digt glad.
\n– Tv\u00e5 centiliter av vad d\u00e5?
\n– Asch, inget s\u00e4rskilt. Det \u00e4r bara lite br\u00e4nn\u00e4ssla, spenat, kvickrot, kvanne, r\u00f6lleka, f\u00e4nk\u00e5l, morot, vetegroddar, brunalg, hibiskusblomma, \u00e5kerfr\u00e4ken, pomeransskal, mal\u00f6rt, kaskarillbark, vindruvssaftkoncentrat, vatten, svartvinb\u00e4rssaft, bj\u00f6rnb\u00e4rs-, p\u00e4ron-, k\u00f6rsb\u00e4rs-, apelsin-, r\u00f6dbets-, citron- och \u00e4ppelsaftskoncentrat, carobextrakt, honung, druvsocker, fruktossirap, nyponextrakt, vetegroddsextrakt, j\u00e4stextrakt, j\u00e4rn, naturligt arom\u00e4mne, vitamin B6, B1, B2 och B12. Ja, d\u00e4\u2019 \u00e4\u2019 v\u00e4l d\u00e4\u2019 hele.
\n– Hibiskus?
\n– Mmmm. Skitg\u00f4tt. T\u00e4nk dig en klonk s\u00f6tsurt j\u00e4rnfilssp\u00e5n, s\u00e5 smaker d\u00e4.<\/p>\n

\u201dJ\u00e4rnfilssp\u00e5n\u201d?
\nHur vet han det?<\/p>\n

Efter en och en halv timme l\u00e4gger han p\u00e5 luren.<\/p>\n

Hem<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0Om mig<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0Skriva & prata<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0Politik<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0L\u00f6pa<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0Viktor Root<\/a>\u00a0<\/span>
\n(c) Sven-Ove Svensson (men dela g\u00e4rna)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Telefon\u00f6ren ringer. Jag h\u00f6r det direkt p\u00e5 r\u00f6sten. Det \u00e4r n\u00e5gonting som inte \u00e4r sig likt. Pigg \u00e4r han alltid den karln men nu \u00e4r det v\u00e4rre \u00e4n n\u00e5gonsin. Hela samtalet borde skrivas med VERSALER. Hade inte telefonsamtalet varit tr\u00e5dl\u00f6st skulle sladden ha skakat av v\u00e4lm\u00e5ende, \u00e4nda bortifr\u00e5n hans kyffe och hit. – HEJ! skriker … Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa Telefon\u00f6ren dricker hibiskus<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[14],"class_list":["post-19602","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kreativt-folk","tag-lasning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19602","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19602"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19602\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19609,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19602\/revisions\/19609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}