{"id":19619,"date":"2018-04-09T04:41:51","date_gmt":"2018-04-09T03:41:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=19619"},"modified":"2018-04-09T05:17:35","modified_gmt":"2018-04-09T04:17:35","slug":"artsoppa-och-omojliga-erbjudanden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=19619","title":{"rendered":"\u00c4rtsoppa och om\u00f6jliga erbjudanden"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/H\u00e4st.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-19620 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/H\u00e4st-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/H\u00e4st-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/H\u00e4st-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/H\u00e4st-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/H\u00e4st-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/H\u00e4st.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>I helgen fick jag ett erbjudande jag inte kan s\u00e4ga nej till. Det \u00e4r ingen stor sak f\u00f6r m\u00e4nskligheten, m\u00f6jligen inte f\u00f6r mig heller men hedersamt. Givetvis sa jag nej. F\u00f6rst. Givetvis b\u00f6rjade jag genast fundera \u00f6ver hur jag skulle ha l\u00f6st uppgiften om jag skulle ha tackat ja, vilket jag inte skulle, men om jag skulle ha.<\/p>\n<p>Halva l\u00f6rdagsnatten l\u00f6ste jag uppgiften, till 02.00, men ber\u00e4tta inte f\u00f6r n\u00e5gon.<\/p>\n<p>Hur var det Pippi L\u00e5ngstrump brukade s\u00e4ga? <em>\u201dDet har jag aldrig provat tidigare s\u00e5 det klarar jag helt s\u00e4kert\u201d<\/em>. \u00c4r det inte de om\u00f6jliga uppgifterna som f\u00e5tt m\u00e4nskligheten att ta alla betydelsefulla steg fram\u00e5t? Jag kan ju laga spagetti och k\u00f6ttf\u00e4rss\u00e5s numera och marathon gick ocks\u00e5 bra en g\u00e5ng i tiden liksom att l\u00e4ra mig hur en ringduva l\u00e5ter. D\u00e5 kan jag v\u00e4l detta?<\/p>\n<p>Br\u00e4nt barn skyr inte elden.<\/p>\n<p>F\u00e5 se nu, om jag b\u00f6rj \u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong><em><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">###<\/span>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/span><em>De br\u00e5kar i akademien. Det roar en del som inte \u00e4r mycket f\u00f6r kungliga <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.opulens.se\/litteratur\/stromhopp-fran-akademien\/\">akademier<\/a>.<\/span> Vem \u00e4r v\u00e4l det, f\u00f6rresten?<br \/>\n<\/em><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><em>### <\/em><\/strong><\/span><em>Dock sitter Svenska Akademien p\u00e5 massor med pengar som den delar ut i form av stipendier vilka \u00e4r viktiga f\u00f6r svensk litteratur. Med sin ordbok och ordlista \u00e4r den minst lika betydelsefull f\u00f6r v\u00e5rt spr\u00e5k.<br \/>\n<\/em><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong><em><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">###<\/span>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/span><em>En sorglig soppa. S\u00e4rskilt om det \u00e4r kloka och empatiska ledam\u00f6ter som l\u00e4mnar \u00e4rtsoppan.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/\">Hem<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=170\">Om mig<\/a>\u00a0<\/span>|\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=1385\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Skriva &amp; prata<\/span><\/a>\u00a0|\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=100\">Politik<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=102\">L\u00f6pa<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=108\">Viktor Root<\/a><\/span><br \/>\n<em>(c) Sven-Ove Svensson (men dela g\u00e4rna)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I helgen fick jag ett erbjudande jag inte kan s\u00e4ga nej till. Det \u00e4r ingen stor sak f\u00f6r m\u00e4nskligheten, m\u00f6jligen inte f\u00f6r mig heller men hedersamt. Givetvis sa jag nej. F\u00f6rst. Givetvis b\u00f6rjade jag genast fundera \u00f6ver hur jag skulle ha l\u00f6st uppgiften om jag skulle ha tackat ja, vilket jag inte skulle, men om &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=19619\" class=\"more-link\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u00c4rtsoppa och om\u00f6jliga erbjudanden<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,4],"tags":[18,21],"class_list":["post-19619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kreativt-folk","category-skrivande","tag-lardomar","tag-ord"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19619"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19619\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19636,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19619\/revisions\/19636"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}