{"id":19720,"date":"2018-04-28T04:23:52","date_gmt":"2018-04-28T03:23:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=19720"},"modified":"2018-04-27T13:00:53","modified_gmt":"2018-04-27T12:00:53","slug":"28-april-att-skymma-ett-skitjobb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=19720","title":{"rendered":"Att skymma ett skitjobb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sk\u00e4rmavbild-2018-04-27-kl.-09.20.56.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-19722 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sk\u00e4rmavbild-2018-04-27-kl.-09.20.56.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"591\" height=\"407\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sk\u00e4rmavbild-2018-04-27-kl.-09.20.56.png 591w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sk\u00e4rmavbild-2018-04-27-kl.-09.20.56-300x207.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 591px) 100vw, 591px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Samlar mina senaste ordrutor fr\u00e5n Facebook.<br \/>\nFler rutor efter texten.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Galeniker\u00a0<\/em>\u00e4r en person som jobbar med l\u00e4kemedelsberedning. Uppgifter om vad ett l\u00e4kemedel \u00e4r sammansatt av samlas i en farmakop\u00e9. Galenus var en grekisk l\u00e4kare som anses ha sammanst\u00e4llt en av de f\u00f6rsta farmakop\u00e9erna.<\/p>\n<p><em>Armh\u00e5leluktare <\/em>\u00e4r yrket d\u00e4r du luktar i folks armh\u00e5lor efter att de anv\u00e4nt en nytillverkad deodorant. Du ska avg\u00f6ra om de luktar svett eller om deon fungerat.<\/p>\n<p><em>Floorwalker\u00a0<\/em>betyder golvpromenerare och \u00e4r en person i en butik som m\u00f6ter kunder. P\u00e5 golvet.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Svindlande h\u00f6gt p\u00e5 solig stege<br \/>\n<\/strong>\u2026 och s\u00e5 var det det d\u00e4r med min fina titel <em>st\u00e4mpelf\u00f6rman<\/em>. Saken var den att vi var ett g\u00e4ng unga som sommarjobbade p\u00e5 s\u00e5gen. Gubbarna kallade oss skolonger (skolungar). Efter gymnasiet b\u00f6rjade n\u00e5gra av oss d\u00e4r som fastanst\u00e4llda. Vi hette fortfarande skolonger. Det l\u00e5g en del i det.<\/p>\n<p>Redan f\u00f6rsta sommaren blev jag st\u00e4mpelf\u00f6rman n\u00e5gra synnerligen soliga majdagar i Molkom. Plank och br\u00e4dor skulle st\u00e4mplas i \u00e4nden med brukets st\u00e4mpel. Det var bara det att ibland kr\u00e5nglade st\u00e4mpelautomaten i nya justerverket. D\u00e5 fick yngst p\u00e5 plan hoppa in.<\/p>\n<p>Eller n\u00e5ja, kl\u00e4ttra upp.<\/p>\n<p>Du st\u00e4ller en stege mot en fyra-fem meter h\u00f6g plankstapel och bev\u00e4pnar dig med en st\u00e4mpel och en stor st\u00e4mpeldosa full med illr\u00f6d st\u00e4mpelf\u00e4rg. Sedan upp p\u00e5 stegen, mitt i solskenet och b\u00f6rja st\u00e4mpla. En planka, swosch, en planka till, swosch, en planka till, swosch, en planka till, swosch, en planka till, swosch, en planka till, swosch, en planka till, swosch, en planka till, swosch, en planka till, swosch, en planka till, swosch, en planka till, swosch, en planka till, swosch, en planka till, swosch, en planka till, swosch, en planka till, swosch, en planka till, swosch, en planka till, swosch.<\/p>\n<p>Ja, du fattar. Swosh.<\/p>\n<p>J\u00e4kla st\u00e4mpelautomat som alltid ska kr\u00e5ngla n\u00e4r jag \u00e4r yngst.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Traktens galnaste knivm\u00f6rdare<br \/>\n<\/strong>Sa jag att f\u00e4rgen var illr\u00f6d? N\u00e4mnde jag att den kladdade? Ber\u00e4ttade jag att den snart hade st\u00e4nkt ner halva din front och definitivt dina h\u00e4nder? Efter en timme s\u00e5g du ut som om du r\u00e5kat ut f\u00f6r en galen knivm\u00f6rdare framtill.<\/p>\n<p>F\u00e4rgen p\u00e5 fingrarna r\u00e4ckte hela veckan, \u00e4ven hela helgen, om du undrar. D\u00e5 var det du sj\u00e4lv som s\u00e5g ut som traktens galnaste knivm\u00f6rdare.<\/p>\n<p>Humor fanns det gott om i den br\u00e4dg\u00e5rden. Gubbarna p\u00e5 s\u00e5gen i Molkom var tidiga med att uppfinna fina titlar som f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker skymma ett skitjobb.<\/p>\n<p>St\u00e4mpelf\u00f6rman.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sk\u00e4rmavbild-2018-04-27-kl.-09.21.10.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-19725 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sk\u00e4rmavbild-2018-04-27-kl.-09.21.10.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"588\" height=\"406\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sk\u00e4rmavbild-2018-04-27-kl.-09.21.10.png 588w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sk\u00e4rmavbild-2018-04-27-kl.-09.21.10-300x207.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 588px) 100vw, 588px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sk\u00e4rmavbild-2018-04-27-kl.-09.21.31.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-19726 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sk\u00e4rmavbild-2018-04-27-kl.-09.21.31.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"588\" height=\"404\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sk\u00e4rmavbild-2018-04-27-kl.-09.21.31.png 588w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sk\u00e4rmavbild-2018-04-27-kl.-09.21.31-300x206.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 588px) 100vw, 588px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sk\u00e4rmavbild-2018-04-27-kl.-09.22.05.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-19728 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sk\u00e4rmavbild-2018-04-27-kl.-09.22.05.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"587\" height=\"404\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sk\u00e4rmavbild-2018-04-27-kl.-09.22.05.png 587w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sk\u00e4rmavbild-2018-04-27-kl.-09.22.05-300x206.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 587px) 100vw, 587px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sk\u00e4rmavbild-2018-04-27-kl.-09.22.44.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-19730 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sk\u00e4rmavbild-2018-04-27-kl.-09.22.44.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"588\" height=\"409\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sk\u00e4rmavbild-2018-04-27-kl.-09.22.44.png 588w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sk\u00e4rmavbild-2018-04-27-kl.-09.22.44-300x209.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 588px) 100vw, 588px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sk\u00e4rmavbild-2018-04-27-kl.-13.31.55.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-19734 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sk\u00e4rmavbild-2018-04-27-kl.-13.31.55.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"588\" height=\"403\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sk\u00e4rmavbild-2018-04-27-kl.-13.31.55.png 588w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Sk\u00e4rmavbild-2018-04-27-kl.-13.31.55-300x206.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 588px) 100vw, 588px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/\">Hem<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=170\">Om mig<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">\u00a0<a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=1385\">Skriva &amp; prata<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=100\">Politik<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=102\">L\u00f6pa<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=108\">Viktor Root<\/a><\/span><br \/>\n<em>(c) Sven-Ove Svensson (men dela g\u00e4rna)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Samlar mina senaste ordrutor fr\u00e5n Facebook. Fler rutor efter texten. Galeniker\u00a0\u00e4r en person som jobbar med l\u00e4kemedelsberedning. Uppgifter om vad ett l\u00e4kemedel \u00e4r sammansatt av samlas i en farmakop\u00e9. Galenus var en grekisk l\u00e4kare som anses ha sammanst\u00e4llt en av de f\u00f6rsta farmakop\u00e9erna. Armh\u00e5leluktare \u00e4r yrket d\u00e4r du luktar i folks armh\u00e5lor efter att de &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=19720\" class=\"more-link\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Att skymma ett skitjobb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,28,6,9,4],"tags":[3,8,24,18,15,21,17,13],"class_list":["post-19720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-familjen","category-kreativt-folk","category-natur","category-politik","category-skrivande","tag-arbete","tag-historia","tag-karlek","tag-lardomar","tag-mediedjungeln","tag-ord","tag-solidaritet","tag-utrustning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19720"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19720\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19744,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19720\/revisions\/19744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}