{"id":22004,"date":"2020-04-01T04:55:15","date_gmt":"2020-04-01T03:55:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=22004"},"modified":"2020-03-31T15:48:24","modified_gmt":"2020-03-31T14:48:24","slug":"schysst-ni-som-kom-pa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=22004","title":{"rendered":"Schysst! ni som kom p\u00e5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Pil.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-22006 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Pil-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"660\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Pil-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Pil-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Pil-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Pil-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Pil.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Sliter med en text. Det \u00e4r s\u00e5 roligt. Han \u00e4r l\u00e5ng och besv\u00e4rlig f\u00f6r strukturen m\u00e5ste g\u00f6ras om och jag m\u00e5ste stoppa in en och annan bel\u00f6ning och plantering, tv\u00e4tta spr\u00e5ket och kontrollera fakta. Ber\u00e4ttar du om en bro m\u00e5ste det vara r\u00e4tt bro, inte en annan bro tre mil nedstr\u00f6ms.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Det vattnas i munnen n\u00e4r jag t\u00e4nker p\u00e5 det, precis som med l\u00f6pning.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Han \u00e4r bara till f\u00f6r min egen gl\u00e4dje, texten, men varje dag denna v\u00e5r g\u00f6r han mig glad. S\u00e4rskilt n\u00e4r tre stygn i ryggen fortfarande g\u00f6r att jag inte vill springa.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Tjechovs gev\u00e4r<br \/>\n<\/strong>Tack, ni som hittade p\u00e5 spr\u00e5ket. Tjohoo! ni som uppfann bokst\u00e4verna. Schysst! ni som kom p\u00e5 att vi m\u00e4nniskor \u00e4r ber\u00e4ttare, ett p\u00e5hittarsl\u00e4kte. Allts\u00e5 hittar jag p\u00e5.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>Bel\u00f6ning<\/em>? Ett s\u00e4tt att h\u00e5lla intresset vid liv i en l\u00e4ngre ber\u00e4ttelse \u00e4r att bel\u00f6na l\u00e4saren d\u00e5 och d\u00e5. Du kan kalla det den l\u00e5nga textens v\u00e4tskekontroll. Det kan vara en rolig replik, en sp\u00e4nnande h\u00e4ndelse, en f\u00f6rv\u00e5ning. Precis som vilken f\u00f6rfriskning som helst. \u201dGrattis, du har orkat \u00e4nda hit, h\u00e4r f\u00e5r du din bel\u00f6ning.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>Plantering<\/em>? Kanske som Tjechovs gev\u00e4r? Det som h\u00e4nger p\u00e5 v\u00e4ggen i b\u00f6rjan och d\u00e4rf\u00f6r m\u00e5ste avfyras innan ber\u00e4ttelsen \u00e4r slut.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Sm\u00e5tt yra<br \/>\n<\/strong>Det \u00e4r v\u00e5r. Solen skiner och luften \u00e4r frisk s\u00e5 l\u00e5t oss plantera. En och annan litter\u00e4r blinkning med ena \u00f6gat, g\u00e5r det ocks\u00e5 f\u00f6r sig?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>\u201dDet var en man som gick i hallen och rotade. Nu fann han ett par l\u00f6parskor. De var sm\u00e5tt yra av morgonluften.\u201d<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Sliter med en text n\u00e4r andra m\u00f6ten \u00e4r inst\u00e4llda. D\u00f6dar \u00e4lsklingar, stryker upprepningar, byter tid. Jag har massor av onyttig nytta att utr\u00e4tta.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Trivs.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>###<\/strong><\/span> <span style=\"color: #000000;\">V\u00e5ren 2020 drabbas \u00e4ven synonymordlistorna av galghumor.<\/span><br \/>\n<\/em><em><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>###<\/strong><\/span> <span style=\"color: #000000;\">S\u00f6ker p\u00e5 ordet <strong>inst\u00e4llda<\/strong>.<\/span><br \/>\n<\/em><em><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>###<\/strong><\/span> <span style=\"color: #000000;\">F\u00e5r svaret: motiverade, manade, sporrade, uppeppade, peppade, laddade, sinnade, inriktade, lagda, h\u00e5gade.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>Ska jag allts\u00e5 se det som att jag suttit med p\u00e5 massor av inst\u00e4llda m\u00f6ten i min dar? <\/em><em>Hmmm.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/\">Hem<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=170\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Om<\/span> <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">mig<\/span><\/a>\u00a0|\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=1385\">Skriva &amp; prata<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=100\">Politik<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=102\">L\u00f6pa<\/a><\/span>\u00a0|\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=108\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Viktor Root<\/span><\/a><br \/>\nInl\u00e4gg nr 2 056. (c) Sven-Ove Svensson (men dela g\u00e4rna)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sliter med en text. Det \u00e4r s\u00e5 roligt. Han \u00e4r l\u00e5ng och besv\u00e4rlig f\u00f6r strukturen m\u00e5ste g\u00f6ras om och jag m\u00e5ste stoppa in en och annan bel\u00f6ning och plantering, tv\u00e4tta spr\u00e5ket och kontrollera fakta. Ber\u00e4ttar du om en bro m\u00e5ste det vara r\u00e4tt bro, inte en annan bro tre mil nedstr\u00f6ms. 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