{"id":23050,"date":"2020-12-09T04:37:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-09T03:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=23050"},"modified":"2020-12-09T13:23:52","modified_gmt":"2020-12-09T12:23:52","slug":"23050","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=23050","title":{"rendered":"G\u00e5r tiden fort n\u00e4r jag har tr\u00e5kigt?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Tidsuppfattning \u00e4r ingen vetenskap. Det skulle 2020 ha l\u00e4rt mig om jag inte redan vetat. Folk jag \u201dtalar\u201d med i sociala medier tycker \u00e5ret har g\u00e5tt sakta. Olidligt l\u00e5ngsamt tycker en del.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Det underliga \u00e4r att jag tycker precis tv\u00e4rtom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Visst har mitt liv blivit rubbat. Inst\u00e4llda diskussionsm\u00f6ten med Dispyterna p\u00e5 m\u00e5ndagarna, inst\u00e4llda torsdagsvandringar med Gryningspatrullen, bokade framtr\u00e4danden inst\u00e4llda, inga styrelsem\u00f6ten med F\u00f6reningen f\u00f6r V\u00e4rmlandslitteratur, inga \u00e5rsm\u00f6ten (jo ett), ingen bokf\u00f6rs\u00e4ljning p\u00e5 bokm\u00e4ssan i G\u00f6teborg och bokfestivalen i Karlstad, inst\u00e4llda l\u00f6prundor med min v\u00e4n M, inte kramat barn och barnbarn sedan i februari, knappt sett dem ens (n\u00e5ja), inst\u00e4lld semestertur, gl\u00f6mt bort hur det \u00e4r att fika p\u00e5 kaf\u00e9 och \u00e4ta p\u00e5 restaurang. Hur g\u00f6r man n\u00e4r man best\u00e4ller? Ing\u00e5r p\u00e5t\u00e5r?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Hurra! Apoteket!<\/strong><br>Kvar blev en ledsenhet inuti br\u00f6stet och en v\u00e4ldig massa tid \u00f6ver inuti klockan. D\u00e5 satte jag mig vid min dator och b\u00f6rjade knappa och d\u00e4r sitter jag \u00e4n.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">V\u00e4nta, ett par f\u00e4stingar bet mig, det \u00e4r sant. S\u00e5dant s\u00e4tter ofta fart p\u00e5 en sensommar. F\u00e4sting nummer tv\u00e5 gav mig borrelia, s\u00e5dant skapar dessutom syssels\u00e4ttning. Det \u00e4r s\u00e5pass att man f\u00e5r g\u00e5 till doktorn och apoteket.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Men fort har det g\u00e5tt, \u00e5ret.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em><span style=\"color:#e15e0d\" class=\"has-inline-color\">###<\/span> Lustigaste konspirationsteorin hittills: att coronan sprids av 5G-masterna.<\/em><br><em><span style=\"color:#e15e0d\" class=\"has-inline-color\">###<\/span> Roligaste coronask\u00e4mtet? Kanske det h\u00e4r:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Jul20.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Jul20.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23052\" width=\"289\" height=\"239\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Jul20.jpg 761w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Jul20-300x249.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 289px) 100vw, 289px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em><span style=\"color:#e15e0d\" class=\"has-inline-color\">###<\/span> Eller att somliga medm\u00e4nniskor tog detta p\u00e5 fullt allvar, med presschef och allt:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Merajul2020.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"315\" height=\"443\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Merajul2020.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23062\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Merajul2020.png 315w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Merajul2020-213x300.png 213w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 315px) 100vw, 315px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stackars g\u00f6kar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/\"><span style=\"color:#4277a3\" class=\"has-inline-color\">Hem<\/span><\/a><span style=\"color:#4277a3\" class=\"has-inline-color\">&nbsp;|&nbsp;<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=170\"><span style=\"color:#4277a3\" class=\"has-inline-color\">Om mig<\/span><\/a><span style=\"color:#4277a3\" class=\"has-inline-color\">&nbsp;|&nbsp;<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=1385\"><span style=\"color:#4277a3\" class=\"has-inline-color\">Skriva &amp; prata<\/span><\/a><span style=\"color:#4277a3\" class=\"has-inline-color\">&nbsp;|&nbsp;<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=100\"><span style=\"color:#4277a3\" class=\"has-inline-color\">Politik<\/span><\/a><span style=\"color:#4277a3\" class=\"has-inline-color\">&nbsp;|&nbsp;<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=102\"><span style=\"color:#4277a3\" class=\"has-inline-color\">L\u00f6pa<\/span><\/a><span style=\"color:#4277a3\" class=\"has-inline-color\">&nbsp;|&nbsp;<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=108\"><span style=\"color:#4277a3\" class=\"has-inline-color\">Viktor Root<\/span><\/a>&nbsp;&nbsp;<br><em>Inl\u00e4gg nr 2 112. (c) Sven-Ove Svensson (men dela g\u00e4rna).<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tidsuppfattning \u00e4r ingen vetenskap. Det skulle 2020 ha l\u00e4rt mig om jag inte redan vetat. Folk jag \u201dtalar\u201d med i sociala medier tycker \u00e5ret har g\u00e5tt sakta. Olidligt l\u00e5ngsamt tycker en del. Det underliga \u00e4r att jag tycker precis tv\u00e4rtom. Visst har mitt liv blivit rubbat. Inst\u00e4llda diskussionsm\u00f6ten med Dispyterna p\u00e5 m\u00e5ndagarna, inst\u00e4llda torsdagsvandringar med &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=23050\" class=\"more-link\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">G\u00e5r tiden fort n\u00e4r jag har tr\u00e5kigt?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,28,4],"tags":[36,35],"class_list":["post-23050","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-familjen","category-kreativt-folk","category-skrivande","tag-apelsinangest","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23050","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23050"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23050\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23076,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23050\/revisions\/23076"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23050"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23050"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23050"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}