{"id":23894,"date":"2021-06-03T04:04:00","date_gmt":"2021-06-03T03:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=23894"},"modified":"2021-06-02T07:25:09","modified_gmt":"2021-06-02T06:25:09","slug":"23894","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=23894","title":{"rendered":"\u201dK\u00e4ra Herr Minister, hur ser Ni p\u00e5 en sm\u00e4rre filmj\u00f6lksimport?\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Kanske finns det bara en enda keps i hela v\u00e4rlden som beror p\u00e5 k\u00e4rlek, k\u00f6ttbullar och ett noga \u00f6versatt fax till jordbruksministern i Franska Polynesien?<\/p>

Det \u00e4r i s\u00e5 fall den h\u00e4r.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Man ska inte l\u00e4mna ut folk. L\u00e5t mig bara konstatera att en flicka jag k\u00e4nner ville h\u00e4lsa p\u00e5 sin pojkv\u00e4n. Det n\u00e4rmade sig julen \u00e5r 2000 och han befann sig p\u00e5 Tahiti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Det gjorde inte hon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu ville hon h\u00e4lsa p\u00e5 honom, denna decemberm\u00e5nad. Det kan man f\u00f6rst\u00e5. Hon t\u00e4nkte ta med svensk fil, pepparkakor och mammas k\u00f6ttbullar till deras julm\u00e5ltid. Pojkv\u00e4nnen hade trots allt befunnit sig p\u00e5 resa ett bra tag. D\u00e5 l\u00e4ngtar man efter k\u00f6ttbullar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu har flickan en pappa som \u00e4r \u00e4ngsligt lagd. Jag k\u00e4nner honom v\u00e4l. \u201dDu kan inte bara stoppa matvaror i resv\u00e4skan, d\u00e5 kanske de inte sl\u00e4pper in dig. I varje fall tar de k\u00f6ttbullarna i beslag.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201dVi f\u00e5r v\u00e4l be om tillst\u00e5nd d\u00e5\u201d sa flickan, som om det vore den enklaste sak i v\u00e4rlden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Det kanske det var, vi vet inte riktigt. Han har inte svarat \u00e4n, den franskpolynesiske jordbruksministern. Men det var ett v\u00e4ldigt fint fax som flickans syster hj\u00e4lpte till att \u00f6vers\u00e4tta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sj\u00e4lv fick jag en fin keps n\u00e4r flickan kom hem. Filen, k\u00f6ttbullarna och pepparkakorna hon g\u00f6mde i bagaget smakade bra, d\u00e4r i kojan de hyrde uppe i ett tr\u00e4d p\u00e5 Tahiti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jag hoppas s\u00e5 att han svarar snart, ministern.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

###<\/strong> Tahiti hette tidigare Otaheite.<\/em>
###<\/strong> Det \u00e4r d\u00e4rf\u00f6r vi i Sverige s\u00e4ger Tjottahejti ibland, om platser som vi tror ligger l\u00e5ngt bort.<\/em>
###<\/strong> H\u00e4rifr\u00e5n sett.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Detta var den tionde kepan. H\u00e4r \u00e4r de andra kepsarna i serien: Mitt liv som keps<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hem<\/a> | Om mig<\/a> | Skriva & prata<\/a> | Politik<\/a> | L\u00f6pa<\/a> | Viktor Root<\/a>  
Inl\u00e4gg nr 2 154. (c) Sven-Ove Svensson (men dela g\u00e4rna).<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kanske finns det bara en enda keps i hela v\u00e4rlden som beror p\u00e5 k\u00e4rlek, k\u00f6ttbullar och ett noga \u00f6versatt fax till jordbruksministern i Franska Polynesien? Det \u00e4r i s\u00e5 fall den h\u00e4r. Man ska inte l\u00e4mna ut folk. L\u00e5t mig bara konstatera att en flicka jag k\u00e4nner ville h\u00e4lsa p\u00e5 sin pojkv\u00e4n. Det n\u00e4rmade sig … Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa \u201dK\u00e4ra Herr Minister, hur ser Ni p\u00e5 en sm\u00e4rre filmj\u00f6lksimport?\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,28],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-23894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-familjen","category-kreativt-folk","tag-karlek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23894"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23894\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23910,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23894\/revisions\/23910"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}