{"id":23972,"date":"2021-06-12T06:40:00","date_gmt":"2021-06-12T05:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=23972"},"modified":"2021-06-12T11:38:35","modified_gmt":"2021-06-12T10:38:35","slug":"att-jag-aldrig-lar-mig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=23972","title":{"rendered":"Att jag aldrig l\u00e4r mig"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Dammsugaren.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Dammsugaren-1024x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23974\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Dammsugaren-1024x1024.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Dammsugaren-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Dammsugaren-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Dammsugaren-768x768.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Dammsugaren.jpeg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Sv\u00e5rbegriplig bild.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Ibland f\u00e5r man skylla sig sj\u00e4lv.<br>F\u00f6rl\u00e5t om jag lurades. Det var inte min mening.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Humor \u00e4r inte bara f\u00e4rskvara, den \u00e4r individuell ocks\u00e5. Ibland kan det dessutom vara s\u00e5 att det n\u00e4stan bara \u00e4r du sj\u00e4lv som skrattar eftersom du gjort sk\u00e4mtet obegripligt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Detta h\u00e4nde mig h\u00e4rom dagen. Vi hade k\u00f6pt ny dammsugare n\u00e4r v\u00e5r gamla gick s\u00f6nder. D\u00e5 slog det mig att den var m\u00e4rkv\u00e4rdigt lik en robotgr\u00e4sklippare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Allts\u00e5 st\u00e4llde jag ut den nya i kanten p\u00e5 \u00e4ngen som vi odlar p\u00e5 v\u00e5r tomt och tog en bild. D\u00e4refter skrev jag en hastig text och lade ut. F\u00f6r den som inte \u00e4r specialintresserad av robotgr\u00e4sklippare var bilden sv\u00e5r att tolka, fast inte fattade jag det.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vissa av mina v\u00e4nner blev lurade, vilket inte var s\u00e5 konstigt. F\u00f6r detta ber jag om urs\u00e4kt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>En sk\u00e4rg\u00e5rd av pr\u00e4stkragar<\/strong><br>Vi har inte k\u00f6pt robot. Vi vill inte ha en sl\u00e4t gr\u00e4smatta. Jag sparar fler och fler \u00f6ar av f\u00f6rst vitsippor, senare pr\u00e4stkragar och annat d\u00e4r en robot skulle rakat rent. Stubbar f\u00e5r st\u00e5 kvar och l\u00e5ngsamt bli hem f\u00f6r det myllrande livet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00c4ngen blir tre \u00e5r i dagarna. D\u00e4r tittar just nu teveronikorna som allra bl\u00e5\u00f6gdast p\u00e5 oss. I bortre h\u00f6rnet har jag b\u00f6rjat sl\u00e4ppa fram ett hallonsn\u00e5r, fast vi redan har tv\u00e5 hallonh\u00e4ckar och ett sn\u00e5r. Bihotellet vid verandan har rekordm\u00e5nga g\u00e4ster och komposten h\u00e5ller gruppsamtal med alla m\u00f6jliga arter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Att jag aldrig l\u00e4r mig.<br>Suck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Utanforrabatten-rotated.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Utanforrabatten-rotated.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23979\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Utanforrabatten-rotated.jpg 480w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Utanforrabatten-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Eno-rotated.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Eno-rotated.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23990\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Eno-rotated.jpg 480w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Eno-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Komposten.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Komposten.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23980\" width=\"482\" height=\"482\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Komposten.jpg 640w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Komposten-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Komposten-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 482px) 100vw, 482px\" 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srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Utanfor2.jpg 640w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Utanfor2-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Utanfor2-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 484px) 100vw, 484px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Blattiangen.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Blattiangen-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23994\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Blattiangen-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Blattiangen-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Blattiangen-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Blattiangen-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Blattiangen.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Angen-1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Angen-1-1024x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23984\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Angen-1-1024x1024.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Angen-1-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Angen-1-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Angen-1-768x768.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Angen-1.jpeg 1440w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-light-gray-background-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/\">Hem<\/a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=170\">Om mig<\/a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=1385\">Skriva &amp; prata<\/a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=100\">Politik<\/a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=102\">L\u00f6pa<\/a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?page_id=108\">Viktor Root<\/a>&nbsp;&nbsp;<br><em>Inl\u00e4gg nr 2 157. (c) Sven-Ove Svensson (men dela g\u00e4rna).<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sv\u00e5rbegriplig bild. Ibland f\u00e5r man skylla sig sj\u00e4lv.F\u00f6rl\u00e5t om jag lurades. Det var inte min mening. Humor \u00e4r inte bara f\u00e4rskvara, den \u00e4r individuell ocks\u00e5. Ibland kan det dessutom vara s\u00e5 att det n\u00e4stan bara \u00e4r du sj\u00e4lv som skrattar eftersom du gjort sk\u00e4mtet obegripligt. Detta h\u00e4nde mig h\u00e4rom dagen. Vi hade k\u00f6pt ny dammsugare &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=23972\" class=\"more-link\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Att jag aldrig l\u00e4r mig<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,6],"tags":[24,18,13],"class_list":["post-23972","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-familjen","category-natur","tag-karlek","tag-lardomar","tag-utrustning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23972","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23972"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23972\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23995,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23972\/revisions\/23995"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}