{"id":2624,"date":"2012-07-10T04:00:04","date_gmt":"2012-07-10T03:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=2624"},"modified":"2012-07-07T11:09:40","modified_gmt":"2012-07-07T10:09:40","slug":"den-tiden-da-jag-har-hardrocksrost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=2624","title":{"rendered":"Den tiden d\u00e5 jag har h\u00e5rdrocksr\u00f6st"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Frukost-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-2625\" title=\"Frukost 1\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Frukost-1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Frukost-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Frukost-1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Frukost-1.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Definitionen av kv\u00e4llsm\u00e4nniska \u00e4r att det \u00e4r en s\u00e5dan som jag. Det pr\u00e4glar \u00e4ven mina mornar. D\u00e5 \u00e4r jag inte m\u00e4nniska. Mornarna \u00e4r s\u00e5 fyrkantigt ritualbundna att det kommer att bli fotsp\u00e5r slitna i k\u00f6kets klinkergolv efter mina vanebundna vandringar.<\/p>\n<p>Med \u00f6gon som kryss och r\u00f6st av h\u00e5rdrockstyp kliver jag omkring i min morgonrock varje morgon, styrd som en robot i ett japanskt laboratorium. S\u00e4tter p\u00e5 kaffet. Bort till k\u00f6kssk\u00e5pet, filsk\u00e5l, kaffekopp och juiceglas i n\u00e4ven. St\u00e4ller dem i r\u00e4tt ordning vid min plats vid k\u00f6ksbordet. Kaffekoppen till v\u00e4nster, glaset till h\u00f6ger. Alltid. Tillbaka, h\u00e4mtar matsked och tesked och placerar dem d\u00e4r de alltid ska vara. Alltid \u00e4r nyckelordet. Blodtrycksmedicinen ska ligga till h\u00f6ger. (Den tar jag f\u00f6rst, med tv\u00e5 klunkar juice till sedan. Aldrig tre).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Frukost-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-2626\" title=\"Frukost 2\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Frukost-2-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Frukost-2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Frukost-2-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Frukost-2.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Innan dess h\u00e4mtar jag br\u00f6dbit ur br\u00f6dskrinet, plockar fram p\u00e5l\u00e4gg ur kylsk\u00e5pet. \u00c4r det vardag? D\u00e5 blir det inget sm\u00f6r.<\/p>\n<p>H\u00e4ller upp fil och apelsinjuice med fruktk\u00f6tt. G\u00e5r tillbaka, st\u00e4ller in fil- och juicepaket (kraftigt st\u00f6rd om leverant\u00f6ren bytt layout eller beh\u00e5llare) och h\u00e4mtar m\u00fcsli. Tv\u00e5 skopor m\u00fcsli, aldrig mer, aldrig mindre. H\u00e4mtar kaffet, s\u00e4tter p\u00e5 Radio V\u00e4rmland, lyssnar, \u00e4ter, dricker.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c4ndra ingenting. \u00c4ndra aldrig n\u00e5gonting.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>Sedan rakar jag mig, borstar t\u00e4nderna, duschar &#8211; och g\u00e5r ut i livet, fylld av f\u00f6r\u00e4ndringslusta. V\u00e4rlden beh\u00f6ver bli b\u00e4ttre varje dag. Massor med f\u00f6r\u00e4ndringar beh\u00f6vs det. Men aldrig den halvtimme n\u00e4r jag har h\u00e5rdrocksr\u00f6st.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tidningarna? De l\u00e4ser jag i s\u00e4ngen kl\u00e4dd i bara t-tr\u00f6ja. D\u00e5 har jag \u00e4nnu ingen r\u00f6st alls.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Definitionen av kv\u00e4llsm\u00e4nniska \u00e4r att det \u00e4r en s\u00e5dan som jag. Det pr\u00e4glar \u00e4ven mina mornar. D\u00e5 \u00e4r jag inte m\u00e4nniska. Mornarna \u00e4r s\u00e5 fyrkantigt ritualbundna att det kommer att bli fotsp\u00e5r slitna i k\u00f6kets klinkergolv efter mina vanebundna vandringar. Med \u00f6gon som kryss och r\u00f6st av h\u00e5rdrockstyp kliver jag omkring i min morgonrock varje &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=2624\" class=\"more-link\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Den tiden d\u00e5 jag har h\u00e5rdrocksr\u00f6st<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-2624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-familjen","tag-utrustning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2624"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2624\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2636,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2624\/revisions\/2636"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}