{"id":28244,"date":"2025-06-29T05:46:00","date_gmt":"2025-06-29T04:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=28244"},"modified":"2025-06-28T06:58:33","modified_gmt":"2025-06-28T05:58:33","slug":"de-som-bor-i-frankrike-och-heter-host","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=28244","title":{"rendered":"De som bor i Frankrike och heter H\u00f6st"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Nu har jag sett f\u00f6rst en finsk-amerikansk och sedan en brittisk st\u00e5uppkomiker g\u00f6ra narr av alla tysta bokst\u00e4ver i engelska spr\u00e5ket.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

H-our.
Lig-H-t.
K-now.
K-ni-GH-t.
Dum-B.
Plum-B-er.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Schhh! De tysta bokst\u00e4verna \u00e4r inte f\u00f6r munnen, bara f\u00f6r papperet. S\u00e4g dom inte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Finn hos oss ocks\u00e5<\/strong>
D\u00e5 sl\u00e5r mig tanken att svenska spr\u00e5ket ocks\u00e5 sl\u00f6sar med bokst\u00e4ver. S\u00e5dana d\u00e4r tysta saker som aldrig n\u00e5r till trut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

D-jur.
D-jup.
S-tj\u00e4rna.
S-kjorta.
Yog-H-urt.
H-j\u00e4ssa.
H-jul.
L-jus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Innan namnet h\u00f6rs<\/strong>
Jag vet ju att de tysta finns och varf\u00f6r. Men erk\u00e4nn att det ser roligt ut om man t\u00e4nker efter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u00c4r det synd om dom som heter Djus? Varenda g\u00e5ng m\u00e5ste dom skriva en tv\u00e4rtyst bokstav f\u00f6rst, innan sj\u00e4lva namnet h\u00f6rs.
– Asch, det blir v\u00e4l en vana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

V\u00e4rre d\u00e5 f\u00f6r alla som bor i Frankrike och heter H\u00f6st. De har det riktigt D-j\u00e4vligt, de n\u00e4stan inte finns.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Bonjour, je m\u2019apelle *st\u00f6n<\/em>*.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

### ST\u00c5UPP<\/strong>: Michael McIntyre Silent Letter Day<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hem<\/a> | Om mig<\/a> | Skriva & prata<\/a> | Politik<\/a> | L\u00f6pa<\/a> | Viktor Root<\/a>  
Inl\u00e4gg nr 2 479, (c) Sven-Ove Svensson (men dela g\u00e4rna<\/em>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nu har jag sett f\u00f6rst en finsk-amerikansk och sedan en brittisk st\u00e5uppkomiker g\u00f6ra narr av alla tysta bokst\u00e4ver i engelska spr\u00e5ket. H-our.Lig-H-t.K-now.K-ni-GH-t.Dum-B.Plum-B-er. – Schhh! De tysta bokst\u00e4verna \u00e4r inte f\u00f6r munnen, bara f\u00f6r papperet. S\u00e4g dom inte. Finn hos oss ocks\u00e5D\u00e5 sl\u00e5r mig tanken att svenska spr\u00e5ket ocks\u00e5 sl\u00f6sar med bokst\u00e4ver. S\u00e5dana d\u00e4r tysta saker … Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa De som bor i Frankrike och heter H\u00f6st<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,4],"tags":[8,14,21],"class_list":["post-28244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kreativt-folk","category-skrivande","tag-historia","tag-lasning","tag-ord"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28244"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28249,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28244\/revisions\/28249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}