{"id":28329,"date":"2025-07-27T04:07:00","date_gmt":"2025-07-27T03:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=28329"},"modified":"2025-07-26T12:55:38","modified_gmt":"2025-07-26T11:55:38","slug":"the-bast-farbiflajer-evver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=28329","title":{"rendered":"\u201dThe b\u00e4st f\u00e5rbiflajer evver\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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\u201d\u00c5 vi bar for f\u00f6rbi!\u201d s\u00e4ger g\u00e4sterna som pl\u00f6tsligt dyker upp i Gunnar Ehnes tr\u00e4ffs\u00e4kra dikt Samm\u00f4rn d\u00e4 \u00e4.
Sj\u00e4lv far jag mer bokstavligt f\u00f6rbi. Det \u00e4r v\u00e4rldsh\u00e4ndelserna jag far f\u00f6rbi.
Mobilen orkar inte mer.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Den israeliska regimen beg\u00e5r folkmord p\u00e5 Gazaremsan. Den ryska skickar d\u00f6d och f\u00f6rintelse mot Ukraina varje natt. Galningen i Amerika gapar nya dumheter i min mobil s\u00e5 fort jag klickar p\u00e5 n\u00e5got klickbart. Nyss ville han minska amerikanernas medicinpriser med 1 000 procent. Den matematiken hade jag klarat b\u00e4ttre redan i 10-\u00e5rs\u00e5ldern.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Han for nog bara f\u00f6rbi lektionen i matematik, Donald Trump. Flera stycken lektioner missade han. Ingen missade s\u00e5 m\u00e5nga lektioner som han. The b\u00e4st f\u00e5rbiflajer evver.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Niclas Den Tredje<\/strong>
H\u00e4r hemma \u00e4r det en minister som glatt f\u00f6rl\u00e5ter egna barn en vandel han vill utvisa andras ungar f\u00f6r. Skillnad p\u00e5 folk, det \u00e4r moderater bra p\u00e5 att skapa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Strax d\u00e4rp\u00e5 visar sig regeringens nye nationelle s\u00e4kerhetsr\u00e5dgivare – \u201dNiclas Den Tredje\u201d – inte heller vara n\u00e5gon klippa till statstj\u00e4nsteman. Att radera k\u00e4nsliga UD-mejl<\/a> \u00e4r inte g\u00f4rsmart i den positionen har jag h\u00f6rt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bada, gubbj\u00e4kel<\/strong>
Sommaren sm\u00e4lter ihop v\u00e4der och klimat, glaci\u00e4rer dryper bort, sydeurop\u00e9er f\u00f6rsm\u00e4ktar och orkaner viner. N\u00e5gonstans viner det.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Medan varje mellansvensk badsj\u00f6 blir ljummen nog till och med f\u00f6r den h\u00e4r fryslorten best\u00e4mmer sig mobilen i min badkasse f\u00f6r att han har f\u00e5tt nog. Han orkar inte med fler v\u00e4rldsh\u00e4ndelser i slutet av juli 2025.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Du har slut p\u00e5 surf\u2026 ropar han p\u00e5 en badstrand i Gr\u00e4smark, strax intill minnet av en bitter milj\u00f6kamp i mitt liv. Nu orkar han inte bli klickad mer.
– Bada gubbj\u00e4kel. I morgon kan det vara f\u00f6r varmt, s\u00e5 som din v\u00e4rld ser ut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hem<\/a> | Om mig<\/a> | Skriva & prata<\/a> | Politik<\/a> | L\u00f6pa<\/a> | Viktor Root<\/a>  
Inl\u00e4gg nr 2 487, (c) Sven-Ove Svensson (men dela g\u00e4rna<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u201d\u00c5 vi bar for f\u00f6rbi!\u201d s\u00e4ger g\u00e4sterna som pl\u00f6tsligt dyker upp i Gunnar Ehnes tr\u00e4ffs\u00e4kra dikt Samm\u00f4rn d\u00e4 \u00e4.Sj\u00e4lv far jag mer bokstavligt f\u00f6rbi. Det \u00e4r v\u00e4rldsh\u00e4ndelserna jag far f\u00f6rbi.Mobilen orkar inte mer. Den israeliska regimen beg\u00e5r folkmord p\u00e5 Gazaremsan. Den ryska skickar d\u00f6d och f\u00f6rintelse mot Ukraina varje natt. Galningen i Amerika gapar nya … Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa \u201dThe b\u00e4st f\u00e5rbiflajer evver\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,9],"tags":[16,15,13],"class_list":["post-28329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-natur","category-politik","tag-dumheter","tag-mediedjungeln","tag-utrustning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28329"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28336,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28329\/revisions\/28336"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}