{"id":28733,"date":"2025-11-30T04:53:00","date_gmt":"2025-11-30T03:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=28733"},"modified":"2025-11-29T16:36:00","modified_gmt":"2025-11-29T15:36:00","slug":"mellansvenska-bastu-akademien","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=28733","title":{"rendered":"Mellansvenska Bastu-Akademien"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Vi har b\u00f6rjat tr\u00e4na i badhus. Det k\u00e4nns b\u00e5de nyttigt och sk\u00f6nt. Dessutom f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker de fr\u00e4mmande medbadarna kompetensutveckla mig.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

I BUBBELPOOLEN, UTOMHUS:
<\/strong>(Hela tiden):<\/em>
– Nu vet jag hur en potatis k\u00e4nner sig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I BASTUN:
<\/strong>(November):<\/em>
– I dag har det varit en fin vinterdag.
– Har det?
– Ja. Nie plusgrader \u00e5 barmark.
– ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Sverige har bare haft en fotb\u00f4llspelere. Zlatan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Jag vet ett st\u00e4lle i stan d\u00e4r di lindar motorer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

En verbal skara tillf\u00e4lliga samtalspartners<\/strong>
Hela tiden l\u00e4r jag mig n\u00e5got nytt av att lyssna p\u00e5 de verbala kompetensutvecklarna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Om USA:s h\u00f6gsta h\u00f6ns):<\/em>
– Jag k\u00f6per aldrig mer en tramp<\/span>bil.
– ?
– \u00c5 inte kan man b\u00e4ra strump<\/span>byxor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Om forna A-pressen):<\/em>
– Minns du han som la ner alla dessa socialdemokratiska morgontidningar? Va hette han nu?
– Jo du, den gl\u00f6mmer vi inte. Det var efter det jag v\u00e4grade \u00e5ka b\u00e5t en hel sommar.
– Just det, B\u00e5th hette han.
– Han k\u00f6pte tidningen Sk\u00e4rg\u00e5rden sen. Privat. Det gick lika illa.
– Visste du inte det? Det \u00e4r rodret som ska sitta p\u00e5 b\u00e5ten. Inte tv\u00e4rt om.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Om Black Week):<\/em>
– Erbjudande p\u00e5 engelska heter offer. Det s\u00e4ger ju allt.
– \u00c5 black p\u00e5 v\u00e4rml\u00e4ndska betyder pank.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I BUBBELPOOLEN, UTOMHUS
<\/strong>– Nu vet jag hur en potatis k\u00e4nner sig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Inl\u00e4gg nr 2 529, (c) Sven-Ove Svensson (men dela g\u00e4rna<\/em>).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vi har b\u00f6rjat tr\u00e4na i badhus. Det k\u00e4nns b\u00e5de nyttigt och sk\u00f6nt. Dessutom f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker de fr\u00e4mmande medbadarna kompetensutveckla mig. I BUBBELPOOLEN, UTOMHUS:(Hela tiden):– Nu vet jag hur en potatis k\u00e4nner sig. I BASTUN:(November):– I dag har det varit en fin vinterdag.– Har det?– Ja. Nie plusgrader \u00e5 barmark.– ? – Sverige har bare haft en … Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa Mellansvenska Bastu-Akademien<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[18,21],"class_list":["post-28733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kreativt-folk","tag-lardomar","tag-ord"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28733"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28748,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28733\/revisions\/28748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}