{"id":3680,"date":"2012-11-05T04:00:56","date_gmt":"2012-11-05T03:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=3680"},"modified":"2012-11-04T16:04:20","modified_gmt":"2012-11-04T15:04:20","slug":"forklaring-for-titellosa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=3680","title":{"rendered":"F\u00f6rklaring f\u00f6r titell\u00f6sa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jag tycker inte om titlar ber\u00e4ttade jag h\u00e4romdagen och gav f\u00f6r s\u00e4kerhets skull 25 f\u00f6rslag p\u00e5 titlar till dig som tappat din. N\u00e5gra har bett om f\u00f6rklaringar, s\u00e5 h\u00e4r kommer de:<\/p>\n<p>Motp\u00e5ve \u2013 <em>motvalls sm\u00e5p\u00e5ve.<br \/>\n<\/em>Minir\u00e4knare \u2013<em> h\u00e5ller inga stora tal.<br \/>\n<\/em>Stegr\u00e4knare \u2013 <em>utg\u00e5r rent matematiskt.<br \/>\n<\/em>Sakf\u00f6rl\u00e4ggare \u2013 <em>sambo med plockare.<br \/>\n<\/em>Efterf\u00f6ljare \u2013 <em>st\u00e4ndig tv\u00e5a.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>V\u00e4gh\u00e5llare \u2013 <em>h\u00e5ller sig med renar.<br \/>\n<\/em>Uth\u00e5llare \u2013 <em>orkar g\u00e5 ut ofta.<br \/>\n<\/em>Ih\u00e5llare \u2013 <em>f\u00f6r\u00e4lder som v\u00e4grar sl\u00e4ppa taget.<br \/>\n<\/em>Andare \u2013<em> f\u00e5r speglar att bli immiga.<br \/>\n<\/em>Pulsklockare \u2013<em> n\u00e5got mekanisk hj\u00e4rtev\u00e4n.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>H\u00e5rtappare \u2013 <em>\u00e4gare av spegel som tappat f\u00f6rm\u00e5gan att \u00e5terge tjockt h\u00e5r.<br \/>\n<\/em>Underbarare \u2013 <em>ser ingen \u00e4nde p\u00e5 sin egen f\u00f6rtr\u00e4fflighet.<br \/>\n<\/em>Simkorth\u00e5llare \u2013 <em>h\u00e5ller sig med telefonkort ifall det skulle ringa.<br \/>\n<\/em>Telefonf\u00f6rsvarare \u2013 <em>hinner f\u00f6re svararen.<br \/>\n<\/em>Bordl\u00e4ggare \u2013 <em>b\u00e5tbyggare som aldrig blir f\u00e4rdig.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Handplockare \u2013<em> nerv\u00f6st intervjuoffer.<br \/>\n<\/em>D\u00e5rradskrivare \u2013 <em>skriver aldrig under.<br \/>\n<\/em>Badkarstant \u2013 <em>kvinna som ligger i.<br \/>\n<\/em>Slangkrypare \u2013 <em>f\u00e5r aldrig r\u00e4tt men svarar p\u00e5 \u00e5lderdomlig stadsdialekt.<br \/>\n<\/em>P\u00e5pekare \u2013 <em>\u00f6veranstr\u00e4ngd noterare.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>P\u00e5hittare \u2013 <em>hittar som i sin egen ficka i den franska staden Pau.<br \/>\n<\/em>Detting \u2013 <em>\u00e4r med i matchen (motsats till f\u00f6redetting).<br \/>\n<\/em>M\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4sterschmidt \u2013 <em>talare vid fikabordet som h\u00e4r skulle p\u00e5peka att \u201ddet heter faktiskt Messerschmitt, men det \u00e4r inte det du menar\u201d.<br \/>\n<\/em>S\u00e4r skrivare \u2013 <em>skribent som f\u00e5r varje sammansatt ord att bli en hop.<br \/>\n<\/em>Foku-foku-foku-vahettere-serare \u2013 <em>fotbollsspelare fr\u00e5n Stockholm.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Minir\u00e4knare1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-3681\" title=\"Minir\u00e4knare\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Minir\u00e4knare1-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jag tycker inte om titlar ber\u00e4ttade jag h\u00e4romdagen och gav f\u00f6r s\u00e4kerhets skull 25 f\u00f6rslag p\u00e5 titlar till dig som tappat din. N\u00e5gra har bett om f\u00f6rklaringar, s\u00e5 h\u00e4r kommer de: Motp\u00e5ve \u2013 motvalls sm\u00e5p\u00e5ve. Minir\u00e4knare \u2013 h\u00e5ller inga stora tal. Stegr\u00e4knare \u2013 utg\u00e5r rent matematiskt. Sakf\u00f6rl\u00e4ggare \u2013 sambo med plockare. Efterf\u00f6ljare \u2013 st\u00e4ndig tv\u00e5a. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=3680\" class=\"more-link\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">F\u00f6rklaring f\u00f6r titell\u00f6sa<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[21,20],"class_list":["post-3680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-skrivande","tag-ord","tag-rad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3680","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3680"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3680\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3684,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3680\/revisions\/3684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}