{"id":3861,"date":"2012-11-26T10:20:49","date_gmt":"2012-11-26T09:20:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=3861"},"modified":"2012-11-26T11:38:57","modified_gmt":"2012-11-26T10:38:57","slug":"a-da-skrev-raven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=3861","title":{"rendered":"\u00c5 d\u00e5 skrev r\u00e4ven&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>En norsk r\u00e4v har tagit mobilen f\u00f6r en norrman som la ut den i skogen f\u00f6r att locka just r\u00e4v, med hj\u00e4lp av det inspelade ljudet av en d\u00f6ende hare. I Frankrike g\u00f6r en Zlatan-docka succ\u00e9 i tv. Tusen v\u00e4rml\u00e4ndska aff\u00e4rsm\u00e4n har satt sig p\u00e5 en f\u00e4rja i \u00d6sterled f\u00f6r att g\u00f6ra aff\u00e4rer &#8211; med varandra f\u00f6r s\u00e4kerhets skull.<\/p>\n<p>Sj\u00e4lv ligger jag sjuk men v\u00e4rlden g\u00e5r p\u00e5 friskt i sina gamla vanliga ulltofflor. Skillnaden \u00e4r bara att nu vet vi vad <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aftonbladet.se\/nyheter\/article15833668.ab\">norska r\u00e4var sms-ar<\/a> n\u00e4r de f\u00e5r chansen: <em>jlv I \u00f8\\a0ab 34348tu \u00e5augjoi z\u00f8lbmosdji js\u00f8g ijio sjiw<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Jo det \u00e4r sant, r\u00e4ven inte bara stal mobilen f\u00f6r norsken. Han svarade n\u00e4r denne ringde ocks\u00e5 och sedan b\u00f6rjade han messa fr\u00e5n skogen: <em>jlv I \u00f8\\a0ab\u2026 <\/em>ja, du vet.<\/p>\n<p>Fritt \u00f6versatt fr\u00e5n nynorskt r\u00e4vm\u00e5l \u00e4r detta vad han skrev:<br \/>\n<em>Trodderu ja skulle g\u00e5 p\u00e5 den l\u00e4tte? Skadad hare jaharu. Ring inte mig, ja ringer dig. Nu ska jag ta mig en lur.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Budskap.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-3862\" title=\"Budskap\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Budskap-150x150.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En norsk r\u00e4v har tagit mobilen f\u00f6r en norrman som la ut den i skogen f\u00f6r att locka just r\u00e4v, med hj\u00e4lp av det inspelade ljudet av en d\u00f6ende hare. I Frankrike g\u00f6r en Zlatan-docka succ\u00e9 i tv. Tusen v\u00e4rml\u00e4ndska aff\u00e4rsm\u00e4n har satt sig p\u00e5 en f\u00e4rja i \u00d6sterled f\u00f6r att g\u00f6ra aff\u00e4rer &#8211; med &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=3861\" class=\"more-link\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u00c5 d\u00e5 skrev r\u00e4ven&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,4],"tags":[16],"class_list":["post-3861","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-natur","category-skrivande","tag-dumheter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3861","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3861"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3861\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3867,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3861\/revisions\/3867"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}