{"id":5463,"date":"2013-04-30T04:00:29","date_gmt":"2013-04-30T03:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=5463"},"modified":"2013-04-28T21:39:20","modified_gmt":"2013-04-28T20:39:20","slug":"hur-kan-de-veta-var-min-tumme-sitter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=5463","title":{"rendered":"Hur kan de veta var min tumme sitter?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Hj\u00e4lp.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-5464\" title=\"Hj\u00e4lp\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Hj\u00e4lp-300x242.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"242\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Hj\u00e4lp-300x242.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Hj\u00e4lp-1024x826.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Hj\u00e4lp.jpg 1487w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Jag erk\u00e4nner. Jag \u00e4r en kn\u00f6vvel. Tummen sitter inte mitt i handen, den sitter mitt i armh\u00e5lan. S\u00e5 ser jag p\u00e5 mig sj\u00e4lv, efter att ha \u00e4gnat m\u00e5nga \u00e5r \u00e5t att <strong>inte<\/strong> arbeta f\u00f6r hand. Inte sedan vi s\u00e5lde bondg\u00e5rden och jag senare slutade p\u00e5 s\u00e5gverket. Det har mest blivit att truten och fingrarna f\u00f6rs\u00f6rjt mig, m\u00f6jligen hj\u00e4rnan med ibland, men hon ska ju alltid blanda sig i.<\/p>\n<p>Kort sagt, jag \u00e4r inte g\u00f6r det sj\u00e4lv-typen. Det har vi en annan i huset som \u00e4r.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Fick-bara-hon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-5465\" title=\"Fick bara hon\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Fick-bara-hon-102x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"102\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Fick-bara-hon-102x300.jpg 102w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Fick-bara-hon-348x1024.jpg 348w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Fick-bara-hon.jpg 499w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 102px) 100vw, 102px\" \/><\/a>Fr\u00e5gan \u00e4r bara hur de kunde veta det? H\u00e4romdagen fick hon och jag varsitt erbjudande fr\u00e5n firma G\u00f6r Det Sj\u00e4lv. De ville vi skulle prenumerera. Det skrev de i b\u00e5da breven. Fast i hennes brev hade de lagt med en tjock snickarpenna ocks\u00e5. Sj\u00e4lv fick jag bara reklampapperen. Utan penna.<\/p>\n<p>Detta var en klok och riktig bed\u00f6mning. Svensson beh\u00f6ver ingen snickarpenna, det r\u00e4cker om Nilsson f\u00e5r den. Men hur kunde de veta? Finns det ett register n\u00e5gonstans i en centraldator, d\u00e4r det st\u00e5r <em>Timell, snickarkunnig, Nilsson, snickarkunnig, Svensson, icke \u00f6ver huvud taget kunnig.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Undrar inte du \u00f6ver det? Fick du pennan?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jag erk\u00e4nner. Jag \u00e4r en kn\u00f6vvel. Tummen sitter inte mitt i handen, den sitter mitt i armh\u00e5lan. S\u00e5 ser jag p\u00e5 mig sj\u00e4lv, efter att ha \u00e4gnat m\u00e5nga \u00e5r \u00e5t att inte arbeta f\u00f6r hand. Inte sedan vi s\u00e5lde bondg\u00e5rden och jag senare slutade p\u00e5 s\u00e5gverket. Det har mest blivit att truten och fingrarna f\u00f6rs\u00f6rjt &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=5463\" class=\"more-link\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hur kan de veta var min tumme sitter?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[3,13],"class_list":["post-5463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-familjen","tag-arbete","tag-utrustning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5463","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5463"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5463\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5511,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5463\/revisions\/5511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}