{"id":6039,"date":"2013-06-28T03:00:06","date_gmt":"2013-06-28T02:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=6039"},"modified":"2013-06-28T05:02:43","modified_gmt":"2013-06-28T04:02:43","slug":"mycket-bestamd-typ","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=6039","title":{"rendered":"Mycket best\u00e4md typ"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/K\u00e4rt-barn.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6043 alignright\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/K\u00e4rt-barn-300x195.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/K\u00e4rt-barn-300x195.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/K\u00e4rt-barn-1024x667.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ur folkmun f\u00f6rr<br \/>\n<\/strong>DKV: <em>Dret Kaser \u00e5 Ve\u2019.<br \/>\n<\/em>SAAB: <em>S\u00e4lj Aset Annars Byt.<br \/>\n<\/em>Crescents mopedmodell med den str\u00f6mlinjeformade aktern: <em>raketaschlet.<br \/>\n<\/em>L\u00e4ttviktsmotorcykeln: <em>Inavelsbotarn.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ur folkmun i dag<br \/>\n<\/strong>KIA: <em>Koreanskt Industri-Avfall.<\/em><br \/>\nVolvo: <em>Money Diao.<\/em><br \/>\nSJ AB: prova att l\u00e4sa det bakl\u00e4nges.<\/p>\n<p>Svenska folket \u00e4lskar sina fortskaffningsmedel. K\u00e4rt barn har k\u00e4ra namn. Vem har inte d\u00f6pt sin bil? V\u00e4nner till mig s\u00e4tter sj\u00e4lvklart smeknamn p\u00e5 sina rollatorer. Inget konstigt med det. Inte konstigare \u00e4n att m\u00e4nniskans h\u00e4star alltid haft namn.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ny bil? H\u00e4mta pr\u00e4sten<br \/>\n<\/strong>I Grekland s\u00e5g jag en g\u00e5ng en lycklig familj som precis k\u00f6pt ny bil. Alla stod uppst\u00e4llda i finkl\u00e4derna bredvid den nytv\u00e4ttade Mercedesen, n\u00e4r f\u00f6rsamlingspr\u00e4sten kom med sina levande ljus f\u00f6r att v\u00e4lsigna bilen. Lugnt och metodiskt st\u00e4nkte han vigvatten p\u00e5 ratten, varje s\u00e4te, taket, sk\u00e4rmarna. M\u00e4ssade entonigt, st\u00e4nkte. D\u00e5 \u00f6ppnade far i huset motorhuven. Vigvatten p\u00e5 kylaren, f\u00f6rgasaren, motorn.<\/p>\n<p>Efter tio minuter sl\u00e4ckte pr\u00e4sten ljusen i kandelabern, vek ihop campingbordet och gick hem. Familjen drog \u00f6verdraget \u00f6ver mercan. Livet i kvarteret i Kavalla kunde forts\u00e4tta.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Tappst\u00e4lle2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6056\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Tappst\u00e4lle2-121x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"121\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>*<\/p>\n<p>V\u00e5r f\u00f6rsta Saab hette Sixten. Han \u00e4lskade att \u00e5ka p\u00e5 reportage, g\u00e4rna l\u00e5ngt bort i skogen. K\u00f6rde vi fast s\u00e5 l\u00f6ste han det med. Vid riktigt besv\u00e4rliga fastk\u00f6rningar i djup lera p\u00e5 skogsbilv\u00e4g fick jag alltid order av honom:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00c4r du s\u00e5 j\u00e4dra dum s\u00e5 du k\u00f6rde \u00e4nda hit f\u00e5r du skriva en kr\u00f6nika om saken. G\u00f6r bort dig du men skyll inte p\u00e5 mig.<\/p>\n<p>Mycket best\u00e4md typ. Hatade fuktigt v\u00e4der.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ur folkmun f\u00f6rr DKV: Dret Kaser \u00e5 Ve\u2019. SAAB: S\u00e4lj Aset Annars Byt. Crescents mopedmodell med den str\u00f6mlinjeformade aktern: raketaschlet. L\u00e4ttviktsmotorcykeln: Inavelsbotarn. Ur folkmun i dag KIA: Koreanskt Industri-Avfall. Volvo: Money Diao. SJ AB: prova att l\u00e4sa det bakl\u00e4nges. Svenska folket \u00e4lskar sina fortskaffningsmedel. K\u00e4rt barn har k\u00e4ra namn. Vem har inte d\u00f6pt sin bil? &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=6039\" class=\"more-link\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mycket best\u00e4md typ<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[8,24,13],"class_list":["post-6039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-familjen","tag-historia","tag-karlek","tag-utrustning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6039","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6039"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6039\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6061,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6039\/revisions\/6061"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}