{"id":8209,"date":"2014-02-01T03:00:19","date_gmt":"2014-02-01T02:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=8209"},"modified":"2014-01-31T16:48:17","modified_gmt":"2014-01-31T15:48:17","slug":"en-sarskild-plats-i-helvetet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=8209","title":{"rendered":"En s\u00e4rskild plats i helvetet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Dj\u00e4vulens-sp\u00e5rvakt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-8211\" alt=\"Dj\u00e4vulens sp\u00e5rvakt\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Dj\u00e4vulens-sp\u00e5rvakt.jpg\" width=\"290\" height=\"760\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Dj\u00e4vulens-sp\u00e5rvakt.jpg 290w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Dj\u00e4vulens-sp\u00e5rvakt-114x300.jpg 114w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 290px) 100vw, 290px\" \/><\/a>Det finns en s\u00e4rskild plats i helvetet f\u00f6r den som g\u00e5r i skidsp\u00e5r.<br \/>\nDet finns en s\u00e4rskild plats i helvetet f\u00f6r den som rastar sin hund i skidsp\u00e5r.<br \/>\nDet finns en s\u00e4rskild plats i helvetet f\u00f6r den som g\u00e5r i skatedelen i skidsp\u00e5r.<br \/>\nDet finns en s\u00e4rskild plats i helvetet f\u00f6r den som rastar sin hund i skatedelen i skidsp\u00e5r.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>Alla de blir placerade i den v\u00e4ldigt kalla delen av helvetet. Dj\u00e4velusiskt d\u00e5ligt kl\u00e4dda.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><b>Helvetets sn\u00f6kanoner dygnet runt<br \/>\n<\/b>Deras uppgift i helvetet \u00e4r att sk\u00f6ta illa fungerande sn\u00f6kanoner dygnet runt, tills de f\u00e5r ihop sn\u00f6 nog till ett tiomila skidsp\u00e5r med tv\u00e5 klassiska sp\u00e5r och en skatedel. Sedan f\u00e5r de skyffla ut all sn\u00f6n i banorna f\u00f6r hand. Barh\u00e4nta. D\u00e4refter f\u00e5r de g\u00f6ra sp\u00e5r p\u00e5 den utlagda sn\u00f6n, b\u00e5de klassiska och skate, med hj\u00e4lp av bara vanliga skidor. I kortbyxor.<\/p>\n<p>Dygnet runt.<br \/>\nSa jag att det \u00e4r den kalla delen?<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e4r de \u00e4r klara kommer en\u00a0snabb dj\u00e4vel med v\u00e4ldigt stor bl\u00e5slampa och sm\u00e4lter all sn\u00f6n de har jobbat med i sex m\u00e5nader, sex dagar och sex timmar. Sedan b\u00f6rjar allting om fr\u00e5n b\u00f6rjan.<\/p>\n<p><b>\u201d\u00c4t gul sn\u00f6\u201d<br \/>\n<\/b>Ingen f\u00f6da f\u00e5r de. Inte annat \u00e4n att det g\u00e5r omkring sm\u00e5 gr\u00f6na dj\u00e4vlar och tjatar hela tiden: <i>\u201d\u00c4t gul sn\u00f6, d\u00e4 kan va \u00f6\u00f6\u00f6l\u201d<\/i>. Det \u00e4r det inte.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>P\u00e5 midsommarafton serveras glass med varm hjortronsylt. Det \u00e4r s\u00e5 att alla ska f\u00f6rst\u00e5 hur fint de kunde ha haft det om de hade haft folkvett medan de levde. S\u00e4rskilt inbitna syndare som sprungit och tr\u00e4nat l\u00f6pning i skatesp\u00e5ren f\u00e5r ingen hjortronsylt.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>T\u00e4nk p\u00e5 det du.<i><\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Detta anslag f\u00e5r g\u00e4rna s\u00e4ttas upp vid svenska l\u00e4ngdskidanl\u00e4ggningar.<br \/>\nGl\u00f6m inte ange k\u00e4llan: Svenssons sl\u00e4ng, <strong>https:\/\/sven-ove.nu<\/strong><\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Det finns en s\u00e4rskild plats i helvetet f\u00f6r den som g\u00e5r i skidsp\u00e5r. Det finns en s\u00e4rskild plats i helvetet f\u00f6r den som rastar sin hund i skidsp\u00e5r. Det finns en s\u00e4rskild plats i helvetet f\u00f6r den som g\u00e5r i skatedelen i skidsp\u00e5r. Det finns en s\u00e4rskild plats i helvetet f\u00f6r den som rastar sin &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=8209\" class=\"more-link\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">En s\u00e4rskild plats i helvetet<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[16,18],"class_list":["post-8209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lopning","tag-dumheter","tag-lardomar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8209"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8237,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8209\/revisions\/8237"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}