{"id":9048,"date":"2014-06-13T03:00:16","date_gmt":"2014-06-13T02:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=9048"},"modified":"2014-06-12T07:00:10","modified_gmt":"2014-06-12T06:00:10","slug":"den-telefonorska-likhetsteorin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=9048","title":{"rendered":"Den telefon\u00f6rska likhetsteorin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Glas\u00f6gon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-9049\" alt=\"Glas\u00f6gon\" src=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Glas\u00f6gon.jpg\" width=\"1538\" height=\"531\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Glas\u00f6gon.jpg 1538w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Glas\u00f6gon-300x103.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Glas\u00f6gon-1024x353.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1538px) 100vw, 1538px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><b><\/b><i>Sydtysk bokstavsdiagnos med glas\u00f6gon i synen. S\u00e5 kallat eurogrin.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Telefon\u00f6ren har blivit riktigt pigg av att folk pratar s\u00e5 om hans <a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=9034\">hundstorleksteori<\/a>. L\u00e5g l\u00f6n h\u00f6g hund. Flera av gubbarna p\u00e5 b\u00e4nken utanf\u00f6r ICA ville prata om saken b\u00e5de i g\u00e5r och f\u00f6rrg\u00e5r, utan att han sj\u00e4lv b\u00f6rjade. Det brukar vara han som b\u00f6rjar. Efter\u00e5t ringer han mig.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; D\u00e4 finns en regel till, s\u00e4ger han, har jag sagt det?<br \/>\n&#8211; ?<br \/>\n&#8211; F\u00f6r varje \u00e5r blir en \u00e4gare mer \u00e5 mer lik sin\u2026<br \/>\n&#8211; \u2026 hund?<br \/>\n&#8211; Hundkr\u00e4k? Nej nej. Sin biiil.<\/p>\n<p>Sedan h\u00e5ller han p\u00e5 i sjutton minuter och ska f\u00f6rklara f\u00f6r mig. Om glas\u00f6gonfronter, raggare med vingar och jag vet inte allt. Ravrann \u00e5 kringdaller, s\u00e4ger han. Fj\u00e4drar och fladder. Dom som k\u00f6r cabb har korsdrag i skallen. Renaul\u00e4gare \u00e4lskar franskt. Lastbils\u00e4gare k\u00f6per flak.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Sj\u00e4lv k\u00f6rde jag Saab en stor del av mitt liv, s\u00e4ger jag. F\u00f6rklara det du.<br \/>\n&#8211; L\u00e4tt, svarar Telefon\u00f6ren. Du tror du \u00e4\u2019 litte frihjul, men titt\u2019 hur du ser ut. \u00c5 en g\u00e5ng trodde du att l\u00f6sningen fanns i Kina.<\/p>\n<p>He he.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sydtysk bokstavsdiagnos med glas\u00f6gon i synen. S\u00e5 kallat eurogrin. Telefon\u00f6ren har blivit riktigt pigg av att folk pratar s\u00e5 om hans hundstorleksteori. L\u00e5g l\u00f6n h\u00f6g hund. Flera av gubbarna p\u00e5 b\u00e4nken utanf\u00f6r ICA ville prata om saken b\u00e5de i g\u00e5r och f\u00f6rrg\u00e5r, utan att han sj\u00e4lv b\u00f6rjade. Det brukar vara han som b\u00f6rjar. Efter\u00e5t ringer &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/?p=9048\" class=\"more-link\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Den telefon\u00f6rska likhetsteorin<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[8,18,13],"class_list":["post-9048","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-familjen","tag-historia","tag-lardomar","tag-utrustning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9048","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9048"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9048\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9051,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9048\/revisions\/9051"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sven-ove.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}